What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin

[Jeri]

Sector 7, I just saw that! I'm going to read that later; very interesting. Yes, Jelly Bellies will sure kill your appetite. A very few of them make a good dessert for that reason. I think it has to do with all the flavor they pack into them. Your taste buds are assaulted, and they're done . I had no idea they had sugar-free; if you say they are good, I will look for them.

 

[CaptainDonovin]

Since you guys are back on the M&M thing there are now coconut m&m out, not bad.

And what's wrong with blue food? I know a certain Andorian whou would argue that. He might even have to fight the mighty Robau over it.

 

[Jeri]

The only blue food I like is blue-veined cheeses -- and I like them way too much! But in general, like the cheese, blue connotes mold.

 

[scofieldx]

Kirk DID save 800 lives. Pike was including the crew of the Narada. Had Captain Robau been in command, the Narada would have easily been destroyed.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Captain Robau likes the Kelvin just fine. Anyone that has a problem with it can take it up with him and he may take it under consideration assuming your still alive at that point.

whew! Good thing for me that i loved the Kelvin, just the way it was. Like JERI said, for me it depicts awesomeness and badassery.

god you gotta love this site. so many wonderful and shiny words.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back. But then...well...you know what transpired.

 

[The Castellan]

And a Hummer is a 6-pack and a set of pecs.

Now we just need arms, legs, and a head and we can have a fairly politically incorrect version of that lame Vehicle Voltron.

OY! I liked Vehicle Voltron. I was/am sick of Lion force.

Plus the only good lion voltron was GO LION!, uncut and uncensored.

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back.

That image is terrifying....and how the smeg does one make a lowriding space ship?

 

[Jeri]

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back. But then...well...you know what transpired.

I think he's going to have to make a trip to the salvage yard and pick up a few spare parts.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back. But then...well...you know what transpired.

I think he's going to have to make a trip to the salvage yard and pick up a few spare parts.

Make sure the helm console has a steering column fashioned from silver chain links.

 

[Jeri]

por supuesto...

 

[pookha]

And a Hummer is a 6-pack and a set of pecs.

Now we just need arms, legs, and a head and we can have a fairly politically incorrect version of that lame Vehicle Voltron.

OY! I liked Vehicle Voltron. I was/am sick of Lion force.

Plus the only good lion voltron was GO LION!, uncut and uncensored.

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back.

That image is terrifying....and how the smeg does one make a lowriding space ship?

well there was one in the blue nacelles thread

but that was enterprise.