What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this character ?

[BDuncan]

If you were a character in a horror film, where the character you'd be, would have their head cut off, but you'd be able to make a final humorously and creatively witty one liner, what would you say.

It can be something original, or any personal, greatly admired witty horror film quote that's already been used in any greatly admired horror film/s.

 

[Jono]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

Whatever the script had me say. I like to be professional.

 

[Admiral James Kirk]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Send me to the head of the class!"

"Anybody in the mood for head cheese?"

"I never did have a good head on my shoulders!"

"Talk about giving head!"

 

[sojourner]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"I always knew you'd do anything to get ahead. I just never thought it would en tale losing mine".

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

Should have quit while I was still a head.

 

[Silvercrest]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

HA! Fool! You can kill me ... but you'll never surpass me. I'll always be a head.

 

[sojourner]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"This is the last time I stick my neck out for you!"

 

[Mike Farley]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

If you continue on this course of action you will soon find defeat.

 

[RoJoHen]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Fuck you, asshole!"

If I'm getting my head chopped off, being witty would not be my primary concern.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

I guess he won't be attending that hat convention in July

 

[Greg Cox]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Let them eat cake!"

 

[Davros]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Again?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

Ouch.

 

[Starbreaker]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

AHHHHHHHHH

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

Axe and you shall receive.

 

[Trekker4747]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

*looking up at the chopper* - "XYZ"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Please don't roll my head across the floor like it's a bowling ball."

 

[XFozzboute]

Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Just ignore me. I'm a no body."