What did you learn today?

[splodenode]

I learned that Purina Monkey Chow will kill a raccoon.

 

[Garak]

I learned just how sweet pineapple that registers at 16 on the Brix scale can be.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I learnt what seahorse teeth actually are (they don't come from seahorses).

 

[Maestro]

That taking the afternoon off of work because my daughter is ill is pretty neat (not that I like having my daughter be sick).

 

[thestrangequark]

I learned four new chords on the guitar.

 

[RoJoHen]

I learned that the company I work for has even less of a soul than I previously thought.

 

[Maestro]

I learned that the company I work for has even less of a soul than I previously thought.

I learned something similar to that yesterday. Maybe you can enjoy half a sick day tomorrow.

 

[auntiehill]

I learned that whales do not necessarily beach themselves because of illness.

 

[RoJoHen]

I learned that the company I work for has even less of a soul than I previously thought.

I learned something similar to that yesterday. Maybe you can enjoy half a sick day tomorrow.

Ha! Sick days. That's so cute.

 

[Maestro]

I know, right?

 

[Kestra]

Introspective training in difference tones, Titchener style.

 

[RandyS]

I learned this thread was here.

It wasn't on my last visit.

 

[MetalPants]

I learned definitively that the cute brunette in my statistics class has implants.

 

[Witterquick]

I learned there would be much more wet snow in the coming two days.

 

[scotpens]

I learned that Purina Monkey Chow will kill a raccoon.

So does Purina Raccoon Chow kill monkeys?

 

[Nick086]

I hate reading college textbooks

 

[Lookingglassman]

I learned the US government truly is stupid. My job is moving to another Army post. The govt is moving my things for me and will store them up to 90 days FREE OF CHARGE until I find a place to live at my new area.

Well I get FREE 90 STORAGE PAID FOR BY THE US GOVT, but the IRS wants me to pay taxes on it after 30 days. The finance people in charge said they have no clue how to charge taxes on a free service provided by the US govt, but the IRS wants their money, but can't be paid because there is no money involved. Right now the IRS is trying t scheme on how to make us pay taxes on income from the govt storing our house hold goods for free.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I learned that my job is probably going to cause my first real stroke.

 

[TheBrew]

How the OSI model relates to TCP/IP (sort of). Also how to add a user to Cisco VOIP server.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

I learned that the company I work for has even less of a soul than I previously thought.

I learned that my job is probably going to cause my first real stroke.

Ditto. I didn't get home until 11:30 tonight because our CEO wanted all of us to move entries around in our timesheets from October 2009 to September 2010 to improve our chances of getting a government grant that we probably won't get anyway. It took me three hours.

I also learned how to vary the sort columns in an SQL stored procedure according to the contents of one of its parameters, and that our junior network admin thinks it's perfectly okay to install an older version of Outlook on a computer without removing the newer version first (and yes, the newer version needed to be replaced so that an application would work).