What are your tricks...

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Sometimes I daydream about... stuff.

But, I only do that if I realize I'm not going to be able to go back to sleep.

 

[Nachtkommen]

I settle in for a long Kirk/Spock fanfic (90% of those things are not very good). I rarely reach the end of the story.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. But, I go for Janeway/Seven or Benson/Cabot.

Sometimes I do this.

Masturbate. For guys at least, after completion is the most sleep inducing moment on earth.

Then I do this.

 

[Aurian]

I grab whatever book im reading. If im going to be awake I might aswell enjoy it.

And then I fall asleep with the book over my nose.

 

[MANT!]

Watch some of the more tedious Space 1999 episodes..

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well at least i wasn't the first to suggest masturbation.

 

[George]

Try reading a textbook. It put you to sleep back in school, so why not now.

Masturbate. For guys at least, after completion is the most sleep inducing moment on earth.

The hormones released after orgasm in males, according to the research of some Israeli university, can help unblock the receptors responsible for receiving the hormones that make us tired (they are blocked by caffeine or various other things). Additionally, male orgasm can put an end to a hiccup and neck stiffness, as well as unblock a blocked nose. And all of that doesn't work in females. Screw multiple orgasms, I prefer having my nose unblocked

 

[SVD]

Masturbate. For guys at least, after completion is the most sleep inducing moment on earth.

Well at least i wasn't the first to suggest masturbation.

I cant believe this makes it to the light of the Internet!

Though, against my perception of proper decorum, I cant argue with Sojourner.

 

[Nachtkommen]

Well at least i wasn't the first to suggest masturbation.

Yeah, you're were the third. I beat you to it.

Nacht - 1, Shameless - 0.

 

[JiNX-01]

Ever since I was a kid, I have loved to look up at the stars. I feel a great sense of peace when I do.

So, when I can't get to sleep, I close my eyes and imagine that I'm out in my back yard gazing up at the stars. It helps me relax so I can get to sleep.

 

[Sakrysta]

I have a ticking clock on my nightstand, and I count ticks. It's like counting sheep without the effort of picturing the sheep. I rarely make it past three hundred.

That said, I don't generally have issues with insomnia per se. Usually, it's just me having trouble getting to sleep to begin with. Once I'm out, my problem is getting up.

 

[sojourner]

Additionally, male orgasm can put an end to a hiccup and neck stiffness, as well as unblock a blocked nose. And all of that doesn't work in females. Screw multiple orgasms, I prefer having my nose unblocked

You'd have to have good aim for that blocked nose issue.

 

[Nachtkommen]

Additionally, male orgasm can put an end to a hiccup and neck stiffness, as well as unblock a blocked nose. And all of that doesn't work in females. Screw multiple orgasms, I prefer having my nose unblocked

You'd have to have good aim for that blocked nose issue.

No need for a neti pot if you have a peen. Yup.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well at least i wasn't the first to suggest masturbation.

Yeah, you're were the third. I beat you to it.

Nacht - 1, Shameless - 0.

Oh this bitch is on my list.

 

[Nachtkommen]

Well at least i wasn't the first to suggest masturbation.

Yeah, you're were the third. I beat you to it.

Nacht - 1, Shameless - 0.

Oh this bitch is on my list.

What kind of list would that be?

 

[Deckerd]

I just daydream. It's never bothered me not being able to sleep. I like lying in bed asleep or awake.

 

[1001001]

I'll usually grab a paperback book that I've read 20 times and go take a warm bath.

Gee that's strange. Your profile says you're a man....






I have had more trouble sleeping as I get older. It's a real drag. I love sleeping.