What are your alternative headcanons for the James Bond movies?

[Candlicious Ghost]

I'm gonna start with OHMSS one of my faves

It was an inside job.

MI6 did not really wish to lose one if its most successful agents in Bond because marriage might change him and make him less effective so they kind of tipped off the assassin about where Bond would be and Tracy was shot.

 

[Etbj SMY]

After DIE ANOTHER DAY, two more James Bonds were separately but equally activated. The second was Daniel Craig, under a character alias. The first, also aliased, was Colin Salmon's character.

 

[the G-man]

The Craig movies never existed at all.

 

[Set Harth]

Various people tried telling Craig's Bond that his suits didn't fit but he shot them.

 

[Etbj SMY]

The Craig movies never existed at all.

HOWARD!!!!!!

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

I have never watched all the Craig movies

 

[Etbj SMY]

I have never watched all the Craig movies

Four were movies. QUANTUM was chopped salad with ADD editing.

 

[Owain Taggart]

Agreed with Quantum. That one was a hot mess. It feels like an over-the-top action movie trying to be a James Bond movie.