1. Exorcist II: The Heretic (John Boorman; 1977)
You know--I finally watched that, the other day--partly because you spoke so highly of it. And I thought it was one of the worst movies I'd ever seen--worse even than
Dominion and
Exorcist: The Beginning.
If the DVD of
Exorcist II wasn't part of a set, I'd throw it in the garbage: I'll certainly never watch it again.
So, the way I see it, you owe me two hours of my life.
I'll take a cheque.
Hey, what can I say? I'm terribly sorry.
What exactly about it did you find so awful? I mean, granted, some of the performances feel tentative and awkward, like the actors aren't quite sure how to deliver the (admittedly iffy) dialogue. And it's true, the names "Pazuzu" and "Kokumo" tend to be repeated a lot more than necessary, and admittedly those are names which don't exactly possess a great deal of...well,
gravitas (in spite of the fact that I personally
like the name Pazuzu - obviously!).
I'm personally a huge fan of
The Heretic's director, John Boorman - the man responsible for cinematic classics such as
Deliverance (1972),
Excalibur (1981) and
Hope And Glory (1987). The problem was that most people who go to see this movie are judging it by the same criteria they use to judge William Friedkin's original 1973
The Exorcist, and find it drastically inadequate. In Boorman's own words
"I guess I didn't throw enough Christians to the lions!"
If anyone finds
The Heretic to be a bit flaky, that probably has something to do with the fact that during filming, Boorman came down with a really whoppingly bad case of San Joaquin Valley fever (I believe) and at one point had to be hospitalized! And the script kept going through all sorts of rewrites and mutations, which never exactly help matters in any case...
I think the problem with
Exorcist II: The Heretic is not that it's necessarily a
bad film, but that it's an
undisciplined film. Pauline Kael probably put it best when she said in a mini-review of the film:
"It probably has enough visual imagination for ten movies, but what it lacks is judgment - the first casualty of the moviemaking obsession."
In my humble opinion,
The Heretic, as erratic and eccentric a film as it is, is ultimately a thing of warped beauty, a smudged masterpiece - and I'll defend it to the death for as long as I live!