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Weird Starfleet Divisions

What about the mailman. Sure, letters are sent via computer, but what about the packages. Someone, somewhere's job is to physical delivery packages to people. Do they just beam them to the location, or is there a guy in a hover truck going door to door in each city?
 
"I just graduated from the Academy with a degree in Accounting, a commission as a Lieutenant, and a posting to the best ship in the fleet, and where do they assign me? The mailroom!"
 
Lots of space on that ship, even for 1000 people...just find yourself a private little corner and let the self-cleaning do its thing.... :shifty:
 
Starfleet would most likely outsource all the "weird" things or they would as a government agency be larger then most governments.
 
With so many different species involved, the Equality & Diversity committees must be phenomenally complicated. That's before we even start on "Human" Resources.
 
"What? That's insane, I got passed over for promotion again. Who got the job this time? Nimix Corarr? That's just affirmative action! Like we even need a token Bolian around here."
 
Lots of space on that ship, even for 1000 people...just find yourself a private little corner and let the self-cleaning do its thing.... :shifty:

That's how they did in Versailles in the ancien regime. They had lots of servants who were expected to take care of things.
 
"What? That's insane, I got passed over for promotion again. Who got the job this time? Nimix Corarr? That's just affirmative action! Like we even need a token Bolian around here."

Bolians don't have hair. Why would they know anything about haircuts?

It's like hiring a blind person as decorator...
 
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