Was Spock breast fed?

[Plum]

So, since we have Winona Ryder in the new film and she will be playing Spock's (human, duh!) mother then, well, it would seem to be a sort of opportunity to take advantage of said actresses assets, er, talents, er, volum..., ack, well known beauty to demonstrate the wonder that is motherhood. And breast feeding. I feel it would be a great opportunity to see more of Winona's... um... well...

 

[StarMan]

Is Winona well endowed?

Quick image search...

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Yes, Spock was breast fed and it must be Canoned!™

 

[cardinal biggles]

Let me be the first to say...

TITS!

(and this time, it's on-topic!)

 

[Plum]

^^^
Yup!

 

[ITL]

Titty titty titty titty titty...

*ahem* Sorry. Err...I do not condone any Spock/Mummy action, as it would be...be...

Titty titty titty titty titty...

 

[T'Bonz]

Good grief. I can see why so many male Star Trek fans don't get dates.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Just when you think we've run out of topics...

 

[ITL]

TBonz said:
Good grief. I can see why so many male Star Trek fans don't get dates.

I did say titty I don't condone titty such a titty thing...

 

[Plum]

TBonz said:
Good grief. I can see why so many male Star Trek fans don't get dates.

I don't think yo get just how important Winona Ryders breasts are.

Temis the Vorta said:
Just when you think we've run out of topics...

I admit, I was going for the TITS! angle. Call me a TrekBBS traditionalist.

 

[Tralah]

Well, just because I think it's fun to come up with serious answers for silly questions... I think it would be very possible for Vulcan infants have different nutritional needs than human infants, so if Amanda was able to breastfeed, it's likely she'd have to supplement the breastfeeding with a special type of formula.

 

[Cyrus]

What about Sarek? Was he also breast fed by Amanda/Winona? I have to admit there is something unvulcanlike about that image.

 

[estrea]

Tralah said:
Well, just because I think it's fun to come up with serious answers for silly questions... I think it would be very possible for Vulcan infants have different nutritional needs than human infants, so if Amanda was able to breastfeed, it's likely she'd have to supplement the breastfeeding with a special type of formula.

Au contraire, according to Memory Alpha and the Star Fleet Medical Manual Vulcan infants are breastfed, like Terran infants. However, the Manual entry I had at hand was abbreviated, so JJ & Co may re-write the canon to include nutritional supplementation as he and they see fit.

BTW, I am *not* being catty about Ms. Ryder's assets, but they have been enhanced -- I did a filmography research. The pictorial history speaks for itself -- sometime between "The Age of Innocence" and 2000, Ms. Ryder received her 'improvements.' Hollywood competition is quite keen and if that gives her an edge, so be it.

 

[Tralah]

Cyrus said:
What about Sarek? Was he also breast fed by Amanda/Winona? I have to admit there is something unvulcanlike about that image.

Ew... I think I'd prefer to believe that Sarek would find that to be quite illogical.

 

[Q2UnME]

Given the photographic evidence presented up-thread, I would surmise it would be logical to conclude that he was indeed .... :thumbsup:

Q2UnME

 

[jayrath]

I was completely ready to mock this thread, based on its title.

But now I must say that I enthusiastically approve it. As I'm sure Roddenberry would.

Perhaps this is what first led to baby Spock's first word:

"Fascinating."

 

[Tralah]

estrea said:
Au contraire, according to Memory Alpha and the Star Fleet Medical Manual Vulcan infants are breastfed, like Terran infants.

But if infant Spock needed nutrients that Amanda couldn't produce for him because she was human, then Amanda would have needed to use formula to supplement it. So I don't see how the Memory Alpha or Star Fleeet Medical Manual contradicts that unless they're saying that both Vulcan and humans infants happen to need the exact same types of nutrients from breastmilk.

This has got to be one of the most weird TrekBBS conversations I've partaken in!

 

[cardinal biggles]

^Obviously you haven't thought about whether or not Data can "pinch a loaf."

 

[Valar]

best topic ever

 

[archeryguy1701]

I'm all for Spock getting breast fed... may bring in more viewers than even Shatner could.

Biggles, I'm loving the avatar!

 

[Sarek]

Cyrus said:
What about Sarek? Was he also breast fed by Amanda/Winona?

Damn straight!!!!