Warlord and the lesbian kiss

[Guy Gardener]

http://books.google.co.nz/books?id=CqXZfrogUr0C&q=

Scroll down.

You can read the first 22 pages free before you have to give David money.

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Losing ones vaginal virginity has to be comparable to babies first poo.

(After pooing for 15 to 20 years, losing ones anal virginity for either gender is nothing like babies first poo. It's a well walked path.)

I'm more thinking about the shock and surprise, than the pain.

Actually, considering the entire mating ritual preparing a young woman (or 60 year old aunt) for the event, babies first poo must be a million times more traumatizing than when a girl becomes a woman.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It's liquid. Half the time they are asleep.

David: ".. the Death of Star Trek"

THE DEATH?! It's never really dead as long as it lives in our hearts.. but I'm interested in the first half of that, Enterprise [and] Neoconservatism.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Three ages of trek.

4 if you divide the Movies TOS from TOS.

Trek dies, it comes back.

I'm more concerned by terms like "Neo-Conservatism"

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I've changed enough nappies.

Hard and green from a point early on.

But I'm always reminding myself of Danny John Jules when he pooed backwards in Red Dwarf's backwards universe.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But the first poo, the one you used as an analogy to vaginal virginity because it's the first, is not hard. It is liquid-y, like warm sticky vegemite and a blackish green.

I'd like to ask David to start a thread about neo-conservatism in Star Trek but it would turn into a shitfest.

 

[Melakon]

Are you saying Vegemite is like putting baby poo on your morning toast?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes.

We are REAL MEN down here and we're not afraid of a little potty toast.

 

[Melakon]

I've not tried Nutella either. Not sure if I want to know what's in that.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

The blood of easter rabbits.

 

[Melakon]

Hopefully a rabbi was present during the rabbit sacrifice.

 

[Guy Gardener]

That's just anal leakage, even though it is mostly faecal matter, so I see where you're coming from.

I suppose each turd in sequence after their birthday hardens and grows mass gently to prime the rim for an ongoing redefinition of the new normal.

(The Little girl from The New Normal, escaped to See Dad Run, which just got cancelled. Poor wee thing.)

AH!

Babies I guess, young enough, probably have the memory recall on par with a goldfish.

So even as the body adapts physically to the hypothetical trauma, the baby probably cannot remember it's last poo happening by the time the next one is charged up and ready for ejection, so as far as the brain is concerned, every time is the first time until they're a few months old.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Hopefully a rabbi was present during the rabbit sacrifice.

I have not heard this conspiracy before.

The Jews are ethnically cleansing Easter Bunnies from the planet to stop Easter, so that everyone will stop blaming them for the death of Christ.

A very backward way to go about things, but it might work.

 

[david g]

Teacake, I'm critical of both ENT and the Abrams reboot. But I don't end the book on a bleak note--I champion Trek's profound possibilities for imaginative spectatorship.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What is imaginative spectatorship?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

That would be interactive spectatorship.

I'm thinking imaginative spectatorship is lying on the couch watching Star Trek and thinking up subtext.

 

[Guy Gardener]

A lot of TV doesn't make you think.

Are you familiar with the Mojoverse?

 

[Melakon]

The Jews are ethnically cleansing Easter Bunnies from the planet to stop Easter, so that everyone will stop blaming them for the death of Christ.

Maybe they just eat enough chocolate bunnies to cause a scarcity in the marketplace.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Can werewolves eat chocolate?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

No they cannot eat chocolate, chocolate contains a chemical compound that is poisonous to dogs.

What is the Mojoverse?

 

[Guy Gardener]

http://marvel.wikia.com/Mojo_(Mojoverse)

It's an X-Men (Comics) thing.

An alternate dimension, where the ruling class, no spines, massively obese, surgically attached to crab legged mobility vehicles, who only watch TV continuously and do nothing else.

The lower classes are slaves forced to make television which is mostly reality TV and usually most of the casts lives are on the line if they uck fup.

Whoever has the highest ratings rules the Mojoverse, and a dip in ratings forces an internal coup.

The X-Men have been often captured and forced to "star" in several deadly reality TV shows until they die or escape.

(Allegorical cautionary story from the 80s that no one listened to, until here we are today.)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Wow. That is freaky stuff.