http://books.google.co.nz/books?id=CqXZfrogUr0C&q= Scroll down. You can read the first 22 pages free before you have to give David money. ... Losing ones vaginal virginity has to be comparable to babies first poo. (After pooing for 15 to 20 years, losing ones anal virginity for either gender is nothing like babies first poo. It's a well walked path.) I'm more thinking about the shock and surprise, than the pain. Actually, considering the entire mating ritual preparing a young woman (or 60 year old aunt) for the event, babies first poo must be a million times more traumatizing than when a girl becomes a woman.