Voyager Caption This: That's Our Naomi!

"Naomi... have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"



With the deaths of Lieutenant Baker and Ensign Vasquez, Voyager now had the highest body count of all of the spin offs.

 

Naomi: Didn't you die last week?

 

Naomi: "Sorry, I had broccoli for supper."

 

All Naomi could think of was Tom's Parkinson's Disease was getting worse and he'd better hurry up with her training.

 

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Another great one Year of Hell.

 

In the latest episode of Star Trek: Knight Rider, Michael must protect a young girl (and her single and sexy mother) from a gang of intergallactic space bikers, while KITT suffers a mid-life crisis.

 

Naomi didn't have the heart to tell Tom he'd been flying the ship in reverse all these years.

 

"Get out of my way, Tom. This is Star trek; I'm eight: In six months I'll be running this ship while you're on dirty-dish duty in the mess hall."

 

Naomi: What's this do?
Paris: That's the Self-Destruct, use it during Chakotay centric episodes.



Are we out of coffee AGAIN?!!!

 

Yes, and they just had an early-morning run-in with Captain Janeway.

 

It's a freakin' prop, McNeill. It doesn't matter which button I push!

 

Robert: "Apparently you've never talked with anyone over at TrekBBS."

 

"Now watch as I point to the impulse injectors but two episodes ago it was aft torpedo launchers. That oughta annoy the trek geeks"
"You mean our loyal fans?"
"Aw, when you put it like that it's not as funny..."