Voyager Caption This: That's Our Naomi!

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Year of Hell said:

"Well, according to the database I'm supposed to extend my arm like this and shout 'THE POWER OF JESUS SAVES YOU!" Hmmm, still nothing. Well that clinches it - I've officially tried everything".

MeanJoePhaser said:

"The scans and security guards are a routine precaution. It's Starfleet policy not to trust anyone wearing a 'hoodie'."

And your prize:

Dinner for two at Chez Mess Hall!

Up next:

 

[Gertch]

Congrats to Year of Hell and MeanJoePhaser for their well deserved wins!

"Do you like Susie Homemaker movies?"

"I SAID I didn't want to go to bed yet."

 

[Rat Boy]

Morpheus: "It's true. She is the One!"

 

[od0_ital]

Paris, "Come on, kid, pull my finger!"

 

[Kevin]

Tom: ok Naomi, I am going on a very important mission. if i do not return I am entrusting the job of being chief helmsmen to you. otherwise we would have to make an ensign a main character. An we can't have that now can we?

Naomi: oh no! Two dead crew members! That has never happened before!

 

[Nebusj]

``Heeeeeere comes the shuttle craft, into the docking bay ... are you going to open the docking bay so the shuttle can land?''
``Not for a spoon full of imaginary string beans.''

``I told them no more imaginary string beans.''

-- and for the MiSTing community out there --

``Another deck clear ... if I can do this on the bridge too I'll have Marrissa Picard's record beat!''

 

[BriGuy]

Hey, they didn't like having some young kid saving the crew every week. So I'm going to kill them. I'm going to kill them all.

 

[BriGuy]

Now that Naomi was a little older, Tom was glad he built an Easy Bake Oven into the controls.

 

[DBR]

"If you can guess how many coins are in my hand, I'll let you fly the ship."

 

[Nebusj]

DBR said:

"If you can guess how many coins are in my hand, I'll let you fly the ship."

``Uncle Harry says Aunt Kathryn says if he ever gets it right she'll let him be a Lieutenant.''

 

[galleywest]

Nebusj said:

DBR said:

"If you can guess how many coins are in my hand, I'll let you fly the ship."

``Uncle Harry says Aunt Kathryn says if he ever gets it right she'll let him be a Lieutenant.''

*chuckles* "I think Auntie Kathryn's been pulling your leg!"

Tom: Whoa, hey, not that button--that's, uh, that's Uncle Tom's Very Special Holo-Program Collection. Let's just set these parental controls...

 

[The Borg Queen]

And this is the reset button. Remember to press it at the end of every epi... uh, press it once a week, kid.

 

[terranova]

Paris: And this button sends the ship to Warp 10, never press that unless you want to turn into a salamander.

Naomi: Thats what happens when you try to make me eat broccoli.

 

[Finn]

"What would Wesley do?"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"This button launches the shuttle and this button lands the shuttle."
"So, you being the best pilot on the ship is just the captain humoring you."
"Pretty much."

There was Leprachaun in Space, Jason X, Hellraiser in Space, now comes Future Samara in The Ring in Space

 

[Gadrin]

"This button launches the shuttle and this button lands the shuttle."
"So, you being the best pilot on the ship is just the captain humoring you."
"Pretty much."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

A surprise win...thanks.

"Whatever you do, don't press that...it's the history eraser button!"

 

[BorgBabe]

*Naomi with Paris in shuttle*
Paris: "It's just like a game of kardiscot, you know what to do when you bump into that BorgCube! In case aunt Cathy calls over the comchannel, press this butten over here. It will ring a chime in the backroom of the shuttle and aunt B'ellana and I will talk to aunt Cathy."

*Naomi walking past dead security*
"Oh gosh, aunty Cathy is having The Red Visitor again, I sure hope I never get to know him."

 

[Drob]

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Paris: "Now to help uncle Tom fly the ship, you can manually search the entire Lcars database for a pair of matching sky hooks and a left handed sonic screwdriver."

 

[UssHell]

*Paris with naomi in the Delta Flyer*

Paris:'Hey! I never saw that button before... Wonder what it does'
Naomi:'Don't push that! Its the...'
*pushes button*
Computer:'Warning, coolet systems have been disengaged - warp core breech in 30 secs'
Naomi:'Coolet disengager...'
Paris:'uh-oh...'