Voyager Caption This: Taking a Peek Inside

[Shatmandu]

Seven: "Readings call for a subatomic realignment of the aeleron particles."
Torres: "And how do we do that?"
Seven: "A steamy threesome."
Janeway: "Engage."

 

[Rat Boy]

Not only is the Voyager Brand Outdoor Lamp excellent at eliminating pesky flies, it can also rid you of Vulcans and Talaxians.

 

[Gertch]

Tuvok: "Tuvok to Captain. It would appear the belt from this pulley to yours has disintegrated between decks."

Janeway: "Yes, we see it. Now where are we going to find more Talaxian mole skin for a new belt?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: Hamster replacement successful Captain. Prepare to fire up the warp drive.

 

[Candlelight]

"Procedure successful captain, you should now have warp- ah crap, I've left my watch in there. Hang on."

 

[Stag]

Torres: "No, really...the outside of the container said Starfleet Corps of Engineers - Marital Aide"

Seven: "A ... curious design"

 

[Stag]

Please be patient Mr. Neelix...Once I press the black button, you shall have your strip of photosl.

 

[Stag]

B'elanna: "...so then according to the doctor, when everything is all said and done, you've had something called a high colonic"

 

[Drob]

Torres: "The plot device is malfunctioning again."

And/or

Lan party casemods of the future

 

[Triskelion]

Tuvok: So after a few minutes contact the warp particles numb your nerve endings.
Neelix: So you can still use your right hand but it feels like a sexy stranger?
Tuvok: Logically.

No you have to wait until there's 2 seconds between pops before you can touch it.

Janeway: I'm not putting my hand in there. There might be a spider! I'd get all oogy oogy!
B'Elanna: I'm not afraid. Seven get me a phaser.
Seven (thinking): I wonder if I should tell them they're covered in spiders.