Voyager Caption This: Taking a Peek Inside

[S'kai]

Janeway was not impressed with Seven's attempts to use B'Elanna's forehead as a cutting tool on the metal lathe.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Is this the Oscillation Over-thruster or the Flux Capacitor?

 

[Kirby]

Neelix: All I'm saying is that for all the use that reset button gets it should be in a more accessable place.

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain, it's not been working for ages but Tom has a few ideas"
"OK lets see what he can come up with"

"Two sticks of red liquorice and a bag of blue water?!?"
"Don't panic, it's not finished yet. I'm replicating the whoopee cushion as we speak"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: You've really got to dust more often.

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[Candlelight]

"Look I have no idea what it does but the writers came up with it, Berman's had a fangasm over it so expect it to show up another six times this season"

 

[Triskelion]

I'm not gonna touch it. You try it.
I'm not gonna try it. You try it.
Hey, let's get Seven. She'll touch it. She'll touch anything!

Seven: This is intolerable banter.

 

[Candlelight]

Late at night, after a few too many Romulan ales, Torres and Janeway dared Seven to use the magnetic constrictor as a vibrator.

 

[Rat Boy]

As per Admiral Berman and Admiral Braga's orders, the crew of Voyager remove the pesky Continuity Manifold.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Torres: "It's a Yoyodyne propulsion unit."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "Can you stop it from walking the dog, Mr Vulcan!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Paris: "And you're sure if we unplug this, the Doctor will stop singing?"

 

[Triskelion]

See? I told you it's big enough for the baby. There's even some crap for her to play with.

Tuvok: Mr Neelix, please return your all toys to your quarters before they jeopardize the safety of the crew.
Neelix: But then Naomi takes them, and when she returns them they have teethmarks all over! At least this way she gets a nice healthy dose of plasma radiation.
Tuvok: Very well.

 

[Candlelight]

This week, on a very special episode of Star Trek: Voyager, the captain engages in a life or death struggle with a magnetic constrictor in a staring contest.

 

[SciFi75]

Tuvok: Man, who in the hell has been overcooking the Hot Pockets in this damn microwave?

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan, most people wait until the oven's turned off before trying to clean it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Tuvok: "Perhaps your toilet would not clog if you defecated in shifts."

 

[TedShatner10]

Seven, after playing MGS 3 for a 120 hours straight through her skull implanted nodes was beginning to live the game...

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Torres:"You were right, Tom, its gremlins"

 

[Candlelight]

"Mr Neelix, you can see how much trouble I am having so a duet is clearly out of the question"