Voyager Caption This: Taking a Peek Inside

[Evil Twin]

Wow, I didn't expect last round's rather unassuming picture to be so popular. Lots of amusing photoshops, but I had to go with:

Chakotay: Why did landing the ship go from Code Blue to Red Alert?
B'Elanna: And come to think of it, where did all those extra photon torpedoes come from?
Janeway: And - why do the nacelles go up and down?
Tuvok: Why didn't the Romulan at the micro-temporal wormhole exploit our ship schematics to upgrade their fleet and defeat the Federation?
All: Hmmm....

And your prize:

A spatial anomaly of your very own!

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[Shatmandu]

Tuvok, quitting: "Man, fix your own fuckin' microwave, bitch ..."

 

[Gertch]

"Picard and his damn 'fish tank in every wall' decree the Federation adopted. I knew I'd forget to feed one of them."

 

[Triskelion]

Evil Twin I thank ye from the bottom of my warp coil! I am humbled because there were so many hilarious entries! My very own spatial anomaly...well isn't that spatial! I shall teach it to torment starships.

Mmmm...Hot pockets!

 

[Gertch]

"Thank you for helping me with this prank Mr Tuvok. I've got the blue bulbs right here."

Torres: "What the?!?"

 

[Triskelion]

^

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "So if we install the power enhancer here..."
Torres: "We should be able to sustain Warp 9.8 indefinitely."

Janeway: "Will you look at that power flow..."
Seven: "It could be enhanced with some Borg nanoprobes."
Torres: "You're not laying a hand on my baby!"

Tuvok: "Overheating, detecting signs of fatigue, gas leakage."
Neelix: "It's your turn to feed the hamster Mr Vulcan"

 

[Gertch]

B'elana: "Well Data's second daughters fallopian tubes look okay but apparently he never taught her to pee."

 

[Triskelion]

No, this Ramen-grade pack's no good. Fetch me the Lo-mein.

B'Elanna: That ball-thingy has stuff on it.
Janeway: Yup. Is it broke?
Seven (thinking): Maybe it's not too late to call my parents.

Tuvok: Mr Neelix, do you know anything about washing machine motors?
Neelix: Sure, I used to build them on Talax. This baby is a Maytag front-loading Mark L-557, with a super-tri-spring action schitulation matrix. See? The dingus coil is out of cross with the phase-bearing coupler. Have it fixed in a nano.
Tuvok: Mr Neelix, did you ever work on an actual machine?
Neelix: It was only a model. BUT THE PRINCIPLES ARE THE SAME!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "Stupid vacuum models, almost sucked my guts out!"
Torres: "It's OK, I've found a better model in the historical database."

Torres: "It's called a ballcock, it regulates the flow of water, much more placid than the vacuum device."

Tuvok: "The one toilet on the whole ship backs up, and the plumber is on vacation!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Torres: "Your porn stash is messing up your replicator, jerkoff."

 

[Gertch]

Torres: "Well no wonder the Captain's pissed. That's the wrong Slushie flavor for her."

Neelix: "No pressure, but you know if you don't fix this you're going to end up as a principal in some kids show."

 

[Jptrekker]

Jojo Sharples: and this is where you get your chili beans?
Neelix: Where better to get beans than freshly recycled protein from the waste recycling units

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "Eh, screw it. Let's call tech support in India."

 

[Jptrekker]

Grignak: Filters you replace, water lines I replace, otherwise Captain's Coffee...no.

 

[Rat Boy]

When Grignak the fish-looking coffee asswipe replaced Neelix in an episode, nobody seemed to notice.

 

[Triskelion]

Rat Boy JPTrekker

Jojo: Hey...didn't I see you at the governor's mansion?
Neelix: No, no, I don't think so. You're thinking of Odo.

Dammit Fish-Face, just give him 2% and tell him it's soy!

 

[Nebusj]

``What the ... the blasted spacetime anomaly we've been trying to get through for four weeks now is just a gelatin pack behind the screen?!''

``It appears the mice living in our walls have built their own mouse-bicycle-pedalling-powered warp core.''

``Sir! It's dead already!''
``That's not It, that's Thing!''

 

[Shatmandu]

Tim Russ: "Nope, no sign of your dignity here ..."

 

[cultcross]

"Only one hot pocket left. How do we decide who gets it?"
"Rock, paper, bat'leth?"