Voyager Caption This: Starving for Attention

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

The Laughing Vulcan said:

B'Ellanna: "We're trapped. There is a duct leading to the control centre, but it's tiny, unless we have a six inch crew member."

Paris: "I know, I can pull out my tongue, it's autonomous and can get through the gap and..."

B'Ellanna: "Detach your tongue?"

Paris: "Yeah, ever since we tried breaking Warp 10, it's had a mind of its own, flexible too."

B'Ellanna: "And you didn't think to tell me that."

Paris: "Well it is kind of icky and personal."

B'Ellanna: "You didn't think to tell me, your girlfriend, who gets lonesome on those long engineering shifts, that you could..."

Paris: "You want five minutes with the tongue before we send it through the duct?"

B'Ellanna: "Yes please"

And your prize:

A coupon good for one free coffee at Cosimo's.
Tell 'em Harry sent you!

Up next:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Two in a row! Yay me!

Chakotay: "Have you found the fault Captain?"
Janeway: "Yes, it appears that someone with a Jim Henson fixation reprogrammed the EMH to appear as a muppet."
Paris: "It wasn't me."
Tuvok: "Can it be undone?"
Paris: "You don't need to say anything, I know that I'm the first person you thought of. Believe me, I'm innocent."
EMH: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency. Wokka Wokka Wokka!"
Paris: "Honestly"
B'Elanna: "Shut up Tom!"

 

[BorgBabe]

They had taken his mobile-emitter, made it impossible for him to use his com-badge and shut him out of the ships internal message system. They turned their backs on him when he had hacked the view screen all thinking; if we ignore him he'll just go away...

(thoughts of individuals)

-Janeway: God I feel tired, 134 hours without sleep... *eye twitch* Should I order him to stop using the view screen, or is all of this just my imagination? *twitch* Let's just keep instructing the crew about the new security protocols on deck 5. Maybe they won't notice the doc, IF he's there that is... GOD I need coffee...

-B'Ellana: ...Hmm... Is that a bug crawling out of her ear? Let me guess; she probably hasn't touched her sonic shower in days now, where does she sleep? That pile of flowers and letters is flooding the hallway outside of her quarters...

-Chakotay: Maybe it's just an error in his OS.. OR it could be Seven... Or Neelix.. Maybe she does it to her self, to get some attention... I don't blame her, after all: who can resist MY good looks, charm, braveness and wit?

-Tuvok: Is it logical to compare this behavior to Pon Farr? We are two different species after all… This STALKING is highly illogical...

 

[Nebusj]

The Doctor tries without success to get a spot for the nameless little ensigns over at the Cool Table.

 

[KJM]

PARIS: Hey, Captain, you gotta see this! The Doctor is raising the roof!
JANEWAY: Can't it wait, Mr. Paris? We're in the middle of trying to stop a core breach.

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Always a quick study, the EMH soon learned that the maxim, 'If you want to get ahead, get a hat' was outdated on the good ship Voyager. Anything remotely connected to ginormous breasts was obviously the way to go.

 

[Squiggy]

This early in the series, everyone's hair was different than what they ended up with.

Yup...[/i]everyone[/i]. Nobody's hair or lack thereof stayed the same.

 

[Rat Boy]

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter "Q."

 

[Candlelight]

Man I hate to think what Tom & B'Elanna's baby will look like now...

 

[Turbo]

Rat Boy said:

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter "Q."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bert: "Have you found the fault Captain?"
Elmo: "Yes, it appears that someone with a Cookie fixation reprogrammed the EMH to appear as the Cookie Monster."
Oscar: "It wasn't me."
The Count: "Can it be undone?"
Oscar: "You don't need to say anything, I know that I'm the first person you thought of. Believe me, I'm innocent."
EMH: "Cookies, Cookies, Cookies, Cookies!"
Oscar: "Honestly"
Ernie: "Shut up Oscar!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Elmo: "According to this, everyone one on Voyager has been turned into Muppets."

The Count: "Except Seven, Seven of Nine! Ah ha ha ha ha!"

*lightning crashes and thunder booms*

Oscar: "Would you mind not doing that indoors?"

The Count: "I cannot help it!"

Bert: "Why wasn't Seven affected by the anomaly?"

Elmo: "She was. It turned her into Scarlett Johanssen."

Ernie: "Quick! Put her on screen!"

Everyone except Cookie Monster: "Wow!"

Cookie Monster: "Cookie?"

And now you know why everyone's smiling...

 

[Kegek]

Despite his best efforts, the Doctor's show, Virtual Virtuoso, was not a ratings hit.

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Rat Boy said:

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter "Q."

Winner so far! :thumbsup:

 

[Gertch]

EMH: "I see the Captain is suffering from another brain fart."

 

[Scatta]

I Love Chakotay said:

Rat Boy said:

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter "Q."

Winner so far! :thumbsup:

Agreed.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: That's pretty cool Captain. Now make him wiggle his ears!

 

[Acky_12]

Don't turn around... don't turn around. If we pretend he's not there, eventually he'll tire himself and go away. That's the plan. Look straight ahead.

 

[Capt_Piett]

Unfortunately for the Doctor, the rest of the crew was too busy dealing with a Voyager crew from the altenate PBS universe being transformed into muppets to notice his brilliant rendtion of the Village People's YMCA.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cookie Monster: "Please state nature of cookie emergency."