Voyager Caption This: Starving for Attention

[GreenBlood]

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B'Elanna: It never fails. Every time I pull night shift and have the bridge to myself to watch Klingon Boxing Matches, these intrusive bozos come to change the channel to TOS reruns. Where's my bat'leth?!

 

[CaptainJon]

Janeway: Thank God...finally a chief medical officer who is confined to Sickbay, who can't harass me into taking my physical, can't relieve me of duty if he can't see me, won't whine and complain all the time and...he's on the viewscreen right behind me, isn't he?

 

[galleywest]

Rat Boy said:

Cookie Monster: "Please state nature of cookie emergency."

Okay, this one really made me laugh.

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

Tom: Captain, I think that the Doctor is trying to tell us something moderatley important that we should probably listen to.

Tuvok: Ensign Paris, will you please inform the doctor that we are no longer on speaking terms ever since the hot dog incident.

Paris: The what?

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Um... Captain?
Janeway: Oh for pete's sake Mr. Paris, just TiVo it already!

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "I'm the Captain. I'll pilot us out of this tight spot."

*absolute silence*

Janeway: "Wrong station huh? Mr Paris, get us outta here."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Chakoball: "The Doctor's right, Captain, these poorly photoshopped jokes have gotten stale."
Janeway: "When I want your advice I'll ask for it...covered in cheese!"
Torres: "So are you gonna drink that Coke or what?"

 

[Squiggy]

Where's Carl Spock and Hillary?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Hurrah and Huzzah, Congratulations, whoop-de-fucking-do! Now about this medical emergency."

Janeway: "One minute Doctor, I'm almost onto the next level of Tetris"
Chakotay: "Amazing!"
Tuvok: "Astounding!"
B'Elanna: "You're making me so horny right now..."