Voyager Caption This: Saturday Night Blood Fever

[DizzyMan]

Rat Boy, just noticed yours. Really funny!

 

[Candlelight]

The Doctor wasn't sure if he could get Vorik to look like B'Elanna but he gave it a go anyway.

 

[Gertch]

EMH: "Relax. Given the current dwindling food supply I was merely toying with how we may get the most meat out of each crew member for Kes to throw on the bar-b-q there. You didn't think I would actually do such a thing, yet, did you?"

 

[BriGuy]

Vorik refused to leave sick bay without a lollipop.

 

[Candlelight]

"It's OK B'Elanna, as you can see I'm holding his penis. You shouldn't have anymore problems now"

 

[DizzyMan]

BriGuy, so funny

These are great

 

[Velocity]

B'lanna, we're running a little behind today. Vorik is demanding the full Spock treatment. The plucking is done but we still have the right eyebrow to raise.

 

[LeadHead]

Torres Inadvertanly walked in on the Doctor and Kes' attempt t give Vorik a Personality.

Tuvok hped that a deomstartion of strength would earn him respect among the crew. Sadly, he forgot the rest of the away team was armed.

 

[Scoobysnacks]

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EMH: "There's an explanation for this. I was trying out a method of taking the core temperature of the body, circa 1985. By inserting this in the posterior, I believe I can obtain an accurate reading. That is, if a certain person can avoid moving this time..."

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Tuvok: "A Pon Farr power walk burns off many unwanted calories and creates a personal buoyancy from endorphins. If Commander Chakotay could be persuaded to participate, perhaps one day he could lose those love handles and gain a sense of humor."
Paris: "Wait, if he didn't already have a sense of humor, those weren't amused smirks he was giving my jokes?"
B'Elanna: "Nope. Gas."

 

[DizzyMan]

Scoobysnacks said:

EMH: "There's an explanation for this. I was trying out a method of taking the core temperature of the body, circa 1985. By inserting this in the posterior, I believe I can obtain an accurate reading. That is, if a certain person can avoid moving this time..."

Tuvok: "A Pon Farr power walk burns off many unwanted calories and creates a personal buoyancy from endorphins. If Commander Chakotay could be persuaded to participate, perhaps one day he could lose those love handles and gain a sense of humor."
Paris: "Wait, if he didn't already have a sense of humor, those weren't amused smirks he was giving my jokes?"
B'Elanna: "Nope. Gas."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK- One of these days Torres!!!!! POW! ZOOM!! To the Moon!!!

 

[kipron]

Doc: Don't worry, Lieutenant Torres. Kes and Vorik are just supporting characters. We're supposed to talk about them as if they're not here.

 

[Candlelight]

"Shit. Vorik just laid an egg."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH- Look sweetheart, I'm a little backed up here. Vorik wants a sehlat tat on his chest and that gonna take a while. Kes, see if we can fit her in tomorrow.