Voyager Caption This: Peace Offering

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Rat Boy said:

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter "Q."

And your prize:

C is for champagne!

Up next:

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Do you want fries with that?"

 

[CommanderTrip]

Janeway: Got Holodeck?

 

[Candlelight]

[French accent]"But sir... it's waffer thin..."[/French accent]

 

[Kegek]

Blu-ray is not the next Betamax. Try it.

 

[Sephiroth]

and for an extra bar of gold press latinum, we'll give you this box which descrambles the ultra-porn channels

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Congrats, Rat Boy! Definitely a worthy winner of that round Still makes me laugh

Janeway : All seven seasons for 950 credits, plus I'll throw in the bonus 'blooper reel' disc for free. The monkey running off with my towel during "Resolutions" is worth 950 on it's own!"

 

[Gertch]

To help make ends meet in the Delta quadrant, Janeway demonstrates how to sell the Bose® Wave® music system door to door.

 

[Evil Twin]

"Mr. Barclay, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to return this to you. When we hooked it up to our holodeck a nineteenth century Englishman tried to take over the ship and kill us all."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY:"Uh thanks, but I prefer Online gaming."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Janeway: This is it, Seven. If you want to know what it means to be human, you have to go through with this.

Seven: Body shots are irrelevent, Captain.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: We're leaving this area of space, so let us leave you with a Classic Villan: Professor Moriarty. Maybe you can learn form him.
Chakotay: Captain, do you think that's a good idea?
Janeway: Relax Commander, we're going to traverse 25,000 light years next season, we'll never see them again!

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

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Janeway: Ok, so we will give you Professor Moriarty, two ensigns, and two phaser rifles, and you don't blow up our ship.

Chakotay: Captain, I don't think we can hand over ensigns.

Janeway: Why not? It's not like we don't have an unlimited supply.

Ensign: But what about the Prime Directive?!

Janeway: Shut-up, your not technology.

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "Seven, here are your breast implants for next season. We're down a writer."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "... and this is where I store the balls of all my male officers."

 

[Mojochi]

Janeway: "Look, unless it makes coffee, I couldn't give a crap"

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "...and in exchange for calling off the war, I present to you this box that contains Chakotay's dignity."

Chakotay: "Hey!"

Janeway: "You won't be needing it anymore. It's all downhill for you from here."

 

[BorgBabe]

Janeway: “I know how hard the past years have been for you, parting with your Borg way of life, but NOW the time has come to learn to bathe regularly and what better way to do it than with your own spa? Please take this scale model dear Seven and make this a biohazardless space.”

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"*Sigh* Time to force Seven to fix my broken XBox-3600...again."

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "I believe we ordered a large salad, too."