Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Evil Twin, Jun 1, 2007.
Captain, engineering has found the power drain. Appearantly, you're using too many resources to do your hair.
Captain, you may not want to read this caption thread. They've misspelled your name again.
Chakotay: "Hey! If you type in 5318008 on this calculator and turn it upside down..."
Just when Voyager is surrounded by a dozen Kazon ships, Chakotay presses the Deus ex machina button with only minutes to spare!
Janeway (gazing at Chakotay hands): What about my buttons?
Chakotay was too distracted by his 24th Century Gameboy to follow the synchronised bridge aerobics routine...
Janeway waits, as Chakotay reviews the "What Would Kirk Do?" database.
Beltran: "According to these reports, the new wave of J/7 "fanfic" we unleashed last month causes an increse of 1,48% lesbians who watch us weekly."
Mulgrew: "So little? Darn, what other options do we have to boost the series popularity?"
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Chakotay, of course, was too intent on the game of "Lemmings" he was playing on the mysterious PADD to notice anything strange going on around him.
Janeway: "Ok Commander....I've got the "Hip, hip" part...but I refuse to "wiggle" and I really fail to see the point of the Macarena..."
Janeway: Thats right commander, just write it 50 more times.
Chakotay: I will not touch Captain janeway's Coffee Cup,I will not touch Captain janeway's Coffee Cup, I will not touch Captain janeway's Coffee Cup.
Torres: "Captain, the warp core's about to breach! I can't stop it."
Janeway: "Don't worry. Chakotay has the 'reset' button."
That's a good one!
Torres couldn't wait to start programming her life-sized Janeway & Chakotay action figures.
Chakoball: "Captain, this datafile about me that Chef Boyardee gave Neelix...it's a cookbook!"
"Could you turn up the A/C, Captain. I'm melting over here!"
"Captain, why do you always stand with your arms um, uh a-kim-bo?"
"Chakotay, I never should have bought you that electronic 'word of the day' for your birthday."
Chakotay: "Seven said I was a little...uhh....'wooden' in bed last night. She compiled this list of required improvements and suggested that I 'assimilate' it."
B'elanna: "Can you forward that to Tom?"
Chakotay's advance copy of the last Harry Potter proved distracting on the bridge.
Dam i need to learn how to do images...
Janeway: What did you do to Seven this time?
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