Captain, engineering has found the power drain. Appearantly, you're using too many resources to do your hair. or Captain, you may not want to read this caption thread. They've misspelled your name again.
Just when Voyager is surrounded by a dozen Kazon ships, Chakotay presses the Deus ex machina button with only minutes to spare!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/dbruce79/twisted358.jpg Janeway (gazing at Chakotay hands): What about my buttons?
Chakotay was too distracted by his 24th Century Gameboy to follow the synchronised bridge aerobics routine...
Beltran: "According to these reports, the new wave of J/7 "fanfic" we unleashed last month causes an increse of 1,48% lesbians who watch us weekly." Mulgrew: "So little? Darn, what other options do we have to boost the series popularity?"
at Gadrin, LeadHead, and Nerys Myk Chakotay, of course, was too intent on the game of "Lemmings" he was playing on the mysterious PADD to notice anything strange going on around him.
Janeway: "Ok Commander....I've got the "Hip, hip" part...but I refuse to "wiggle" and I really fail to see the point of the Macarena..."
Janeway: Thats right commander, just write it 50 more times. Chakotay: I will not touch Captain janeway's Coffee Cup,I will not touch Captain janeway's Coffee Cup, I will not touch Captain janeway's Coffee Cup.
Torres: "Captain, the warp core's about to breach! I can't stop it." Janeway: "Don't worry. Chakotay has the 'reset' button."
Chakoball: "Captain, this datafile about me that Chef Boyardee gave Neelix...it's a cookbook!" or "Could you turn up the A/C, Captain. I'm melting over here!"
"Captain, why do you always stand with your arms um, uh a-kim-bo?" "Chakotay, I never should have bought you that electronic 'word of the day' for your birthday."
[image]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/dbruce79/twisted358.jpg[/image] Chakotay: "Seven said I was a little...uhh....'wooden' in bed last night. She compiled this list of required improvements and suggested that I 'assimilate' it." B'elanna: "Can you forward that to Tom?"