Voyager Caption This: Mail Call

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Rat Boy said:

DRONES is filmed on location with the men and women of the Borg Collective. The distinctiveness of all suspects will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

And your prize:

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

Up next:

 

[od0_ital]

Chakotay, "Holy crap! Is that Kes wearin' just a commbadge?"

 

[NathanielM]

Chak: Holy crap! This andorian bondage porn is CRAZY!

Woman: YOWZERS! You ain't kidding baby.

Janeway: See I posted all my shower pictures and look at the hits on my website!

Chak: Yummy!

 

[nx1701g]

The crew stood in awe as Chakotay tried to beat the Tetris Galactic Record!

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Chakotay and Janeway enjoy the hidden camera footage of Seven of Nine's Cargobay.

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

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What chakotay didn't realize is that nobody cared about the story he was writing. Everyone was just staring at the "I'm an idiot" sign stuck on his back by Neelix.

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The captain shows Chakotay her newest hair brained scheme too get out of the delta quadrant. Chakotay knows it will not work but decides to keep that fact to himself in order to keep the episode interesting.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

How could neelix tell chakotay that the ancient tablet he held in his hand was the infact the last piece of his jigsaw puzzle.

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[Haggis and tatties]

How could neelix tell chakotay that the ancient tablet he held in his hand was the infact the last piece of his jigsaw puzzle.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Neelix realized that the hot Chick he had been texting with was Commander Chakotay.

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Everyone held their breath as Chakotay read them the last chapter of 'Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows'.
Would it be a Harry/Hermione or a Harry/Jinny ending, or would Rowling pull a 'Biller' and throw them a shocking Harry/Ron endgame?"

Ding-Dong! Avon Calling! Janeway tries to earns some pin-money

Janeway: "For your colouring I'd recommend the coffee-mocha-kiss lipstick, Commander. And for this week only,
you get the coffee-mocha blush absolutely free!"

 

[NathanielM]

I-POD: You got Mail...

Chakotay: <reading> God damn it... I wish I would stop getting the spam for Viagra.

Janeway: See this is how you blow away Barney on Doom!

Chakotay: Facinating... Can I try?

 

[CaptainJon]

Neelix was thrilled when he passed the 2 million threshold in Pinball, only to discover that Chakotay had just passed 5 million.

When boasting about this great achievement to the Captain, Chakotay discovered that out of anger of having her goal beaten by her subordinates, Janeway had erased all the scores from the computer.

 

[Rat Boy]

Robert Beltran discovers he's won Brannon Braga's Seven of Nine lottery for the final season.

 

[Shatmandu]

Muskrat in Pajamas: "The fleeble needs a bangle, or the grundles will beeblebrox!"
Fake Indian: "Not if we fondamate the peedomizer, and contain it with a bardinkian field!"

Janeway: "See, her vagina was replaced with a 12-inch Borg port connector. Male."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Woah, Maxi Mounds!"

Chak: "Check this out Captain, Maxi Mo... wait.. what the... Tubgirl? Ewww!"

Janeway: "Keelhauling in space appeals to you huh?"

 

[Ihlecreations]

While Chakotay scoped out some "research" on his new iPhone No one seemed to notice the subtle thump coming from under Neelix's console.

 

[Searider Falcon]

Janeway: Look at what these fanfic writers are writing about us...

Chakotay: Good grief, is that even anatomically possible?

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Back despite popular demand...

"I am not a dinner, I am a free man!!"

 

[GreenBlood]

I'd give my face markings for a wide-screen TV about now.

 

[SciFi75]

Chakotay: I've been demoted! I've been assigned to Guy Who Sweeps The Shuttle Bay Floor. Is that even a real position?

Neelix: Considering the effort you put into being a Commander, I would consider it a promotion.

 

[NathanielM]

Chakotay: Holy shit, My mom posted nude photos of herself again...

Woman: Jesus Christ Commander, do you have to look at those on the bridge...? That's disgusting!