Voyager Caption This: J/C

[BriGuy]

Sure, we're stranded thousands of light years from home, with no real hope of ever getting back during our lifetimes, if at all, and we're confronted with unknown adversaries constantly, but... there's not one spot on the carpeting on this bridge! I'm going to put a commendation in your file, commander.

 

[Gadrin]

BriGuy said:

Sure, we're stranded thousands of light years from home, with no real hope of ever getting back during our lifetimes, if at all, and we're confronted with unknown adversaries constantly, but... there's not one spot on the carpeting on this bridge! I'm going to put a commendation in your file, commander.

I voted the Andorians had the "Good Housekeeping Seal for the neatest bridge in a Star Trek show", but that's funny !

 

[Gadrin]

BriGuy said:

PIZZA THE HUT!

I couldn't find any shots of pizza boxes in that position otherwise we could've really went with it.

 

[SciFi75]

Janeway: Well, he does look like a bartender standing back there.

 

[SciFi75]

Janeway: These pictures of Seven of Nine taking a shower are terrible! I want the culprit found!

Chakotay: Tuvok says it was you.

Janeway: How bad do you want to get home, Commander?

 

[CaptJamieway]

Janeway: *singing* "A, you're adorable, B, you're so beautiful, C, you're a cutie full of charms..."

 

[NAHTMMM]

"Well, Captain, what was the important decision you needed input on?"

"I'm considering having this office redecorated in beige and lavender. Like in this brochure. What do you think?"

 

[Scatta]

^Better than blue and green stripes

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay: Captain, after last weeks unfortunate incident, the entire crew has signed a petition banning you from drinking Expresso.

Janeway: You downloaded Spyware again.

Chakotay: So what happened next Captain?
Janeway: Then I cancelled Red Alert with a Hostile Ship closeby, but of course cancelling Red Alert lowers the shields so-
(BOOM)

 

[Finn]

Chakotay: "The report on how I blew up a shuttlecraft, how B'Elanna here crashed a shuttlecraft and how Tom lost the Delta Flyer adrift in a nebula".

Janeway: *looks at the padd* "What do you mean? the screen over there shows all of them in the shuttle bay, along with Neelix's ship by the shuttlecraft replicator and the Equinox crew".

Chakotay, Torres, Paris: *In Unison* "Wha..."

Janeway: "What have you done! You used a holonovel to help with a dilemma your spirit guide couldn't help you with. I'm very sorry and saddened to tell you that Wesley didn't die".

Chakotay: "Sorry, Kathryn. But Tom swore the holonovel was accurate. He kinda knew him"

Janeway: "Don't tell Tom, but I accidently walked in his nude beach holoprogram yesterday. B'Elanna was on duty then".

Chakotay: "Ohhhh!"

 

[UnknownSample]

Last photo: J: "Hey... turns out you can just walk into Star Fleet, grab a spare captain's uniform, order a shuttle to a starship, and just walk onto the Bridge and start giving orders! This beats a bike messenger job any day!"

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "Here's the Doctor's report on which of you three has the largest testicles. Not a surprise really."

 

[Candlelight]

"We're not sure what's causing it but a supply of super glue seems to be working it's way around the ship."
"Yes we know, Tom and B'Elanna's hands have been stuck together for three days now"

"As you can see here, 47 crewmembers have reported being glued to their consoles and- is that the same chair from this morning?"
"Hoped you wouldn't notice, captain"

"Soooo glad we solved that superglue problem"
"Well, all except Tuvok over there. He's been stuck there for ages"
"Well I warned him not to put his penis in the USB port"

 

[Gertch]

^ I love it when people tell stories with these. That was very good YOH! I could almost see them doing that story.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Chakotay: Here is my report captain.

Janeway: Mr. Chakotay, you need to explain this. I found Borg porn in the last data pad you submitted.
Chakotay: Ummm, uh, you need to finish watching it.

[/QUOTE]

Chakotay: Should I put it up on the viewscreen?
Janeway: Go ahead, the crew needs a little humor break.
Oh my, who I thought was my innocent little 7. I lost it when the borg queen did *expletive*.