Voyager Caption This: Information Gathering

[Evil Twin]

Blast it, another round where I can't decide on a winner. Therefore I'm rewarding everyone with:

It's the video game sensation that's
sweeing the nation: CHARGED PARTICLE
SIMULATOR! (Rated E for everyone.)

Up next:

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUKOK: It would appear the manufacturer was incorrect. This is not backwards compatible

 

[Gertch]

"Uh, when you're done with that can I have the coupon for the free cheezberger?"

Lizard: "So what you say mate? Need some insurance for that thing you're holding?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Braxton: "I could've been rich if I had a sports almanac from the future!"

Paris: "'This program has performed an illegal operation and must shut down?' They don't use Mac OS 4000 in this century?"

 

[BriGuy]

Tuvok: Mr. Paris, you are jeopardizing our mission.

Paris: Just a little longer, Tuvok. I've almost got it all.

Tuvok: And if the RIAA realizes what you are doing, and traces your connection, we will be tortured without mercy. Is downloading, as you put it, some "hot, tasty tracks" really worth the risk?

 

[Gertch]

Paris: "Tuvok, aren't you watching this? I'm recording it to show the rest of the crew."

Lizard (singing/dancing): "Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my rag time gal..."

 

[Turbo]

Tom: A CRT monitor? How quaint.

 

[Kegek]

Braxton: You see this paper? They don't publish any of my crazy, crackpot theories. That's the liberal media for ya!

Paris: Wow, this computer has a Pentium II processor!
Tuvok: Mr. Paris, do you know what that means?
Paris: No, but it sounds pretty high-tech!

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "Must we watch '2 Girls 1 Cup' again, Mr. Paris?"

 

[BriGuy]

Paris: Tuvok, you see that thing over there with the red lights.

Tuvok: Yes, Mr. Paris. And I presume there is a point to your asking an obvious question.

Paris: I could swear we have the same thing in engineering...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tuvok: "That settles it. The new film involves time travel."

 

[misskim86]

Jane Mullgrew: Atleast you printed this weeks script on better paper than last week

 

[Nerys Myk]

I used that piece to wipe myself.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "... Incidentally, the sequence for the top line is 346721985, not 346271985."

Braxton: "Bitch! I've been trying to do that Sudoku by myself for the last 34 years"

Tuvok: "Have you deleted all signs of temporal tampering?"

Paris: "All except one, this entry for transparent aluminium, it has a message attached... 'Scotty woz here, Borgus Frat!'"

 

[Candlelight]

"Are you gonna eat that?"

"It's worse than we thought. This timeline has been infected with a virus called 'Vista'".
"I have our suicide pills standing by, lieutenant"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Nick Nolte's on-location cameo as a drunken vagrant wasn't scripted or even planned."

Paris: "If that lizard says one more word about car insurance, I'm pulling out my phaser."

 

[BriGuy]

Paris: I don't understand it, Tuvok. I'm not getting any data from this computer.

Tuvok: That is because that is the monitor. The computer is over there.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Berman" Please, for old times sake, just take it into CBS and show them my idea"

A scene from the new TV series...Stargate Voyages.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tuvok: Fascinating, apparently there is a major war being fought right now, between rival supermen created through Eugenics.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "So you believe this 'Soylent Green' is actually people?"