Voyager Caption This: Dumbon

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Nebusj said:

It was an interesting experiment to have Voyager staged like a political cartoon from the 1840s.
PHASER GUY: ``O foul law-bringer! You cannot halt forever the democratic chaos-brining of our Chartist ways!''
TUVOK: ``You'll not be destroying England whilst alert constabularies like Her Majesty's security are alertful and watching!''
DOCTOR: ``These rebels shall never be content while civilisation lives -- or they do!''
SEVEN: ``Her Majesty will know sharply of your diligence law-saviour and of the evils these Chartists would bring!''
GUYS ON THE LEFT: ``The disgraceful and disreputable rioters prompt us to empty our stomach-contents of good meat!''

Gertch said:

Janeway was dismayed not everyone appreciated Klingon Diversity Week.

And your prize:

Let's just say Seven's got a little
somethin' special planned...

Wait, you did express a desire to be
assimilated recently, right?

Up next:

 

[LeadHead]

Vorik: I hear you and Lieutenant Paris have been fighting. Maybe I could-
Torres: No.
Vorik: I think we could-
Torres: No.
Vorik: I am a great-
Torres: No.
Vorik: Look, this is my last episode for 3 years, could we make the most of it?
Torres: If I can get you a non-speaking role in one next season and let you voice a video game character will you leave me alone?

Paris and Kim try to get their stories straight while The Doctor tells Janeway of the dangerous substance he found on them: Coca-Cola.

Paris: Sorry everybody, this things a chick magnet and you guys were cramping my style!

 

[Evil Twin]

Its crew roster fully restocked after a successful harvesting mission on Extrazi VII, Voyager continues its long journey home.

 

[Sisu]

Vorik gives Torres a mirror so she can see just how unconvincingly a jacket hides a pregnancy.

Having tried and rejected Paris and Kim, Janeway resorts to the Doctor's sex toys.

Voyager zooms away from the most ridiculous story yet.

 

[Gertch]

Woohoo I get assimilated! Wait...no wait...

"...and a strange occurrence has repeated itself several time today as I talked with crewmen each one eventually sharpened the edge of their padds and slit their wrists and I do not understand as the appeared completely normal upon my encountering them - are you sharpening the edge of that padd - "

"They only way to save the crew is to glue Vorik's lips together. Tell him it's a special chapstick."

Janeway just couldn't leave the "Where's Waldo?" planet until she found him.

 

[Kegek]

Torres: What the heck is this?
Vorik: The metaphysics of technobabble.

Luckily, the Doctor came with a remote control.

Contrary to popular belief, Battlestar Galactica was not the first sci-fi TV show to feature shoddy camerawork.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Do the popular starships kick sand in your face at the beach? Bulk up your nacelles with the Montgomery Scott trilithium work out.

EMH: "Are you sure you won't consider a relationship with one of the crew? You broke Paris' ribs, clavicle and caused a concussion!"
Janeway: "He's too slow in repairing the holodecks, I want my Fair Haven back."
EMH: "But surely..."
Janeway: "And another thing. The battery in this thing ran out."
EMH: "That's a ZPE battery, guaranteed for 1000 years of regular use!"
Janeway: "Don't make me rewrite your program!"

Vorik: "... and as you can clearly see in Paragraph 238b, subsection C, our chromosonal match indicates that a mating between us is not only logical, it will also be intellectually stimulating on a number of levels, which I have listed in Appendix C, D and E. Therefore..."

Torres: "Vorik! Shut up. Be at my quarters at 2200."

Vorik: "What, really. You don't want to read the appendices?"

Torres: "No Vorik, you read them, to me, tonight. I've been taking these pills for insomnia, but with you there I'll be out like a light in ten minutes."

 

[Guartho]

Torres: Oh God, someone on TrekBBS is complaining about my hair style again. Can't these people get a life?

Vorik: Lieutenant, I suggest you stop using your iPhone to browse the web. The ET&T out-of-quadrant rates are reported to be staggeringly expensive.

 

[LeadHead]

Vorik became concerned when Torres discovered the Harry Potter books in Voyager's Database.

Janeway: What's wrong?
The Doctor: They're in critical cndition, I don't know if they will ever recover!
Janeway: What happened?
The Doctor: You made them be in "11:59."

Upset over Voyager's dwindling replicator power, Janeway leaves half the crew behind to ensure her morning coffee.

 

[Rat Boy]

Best way to tune out an irritating Vulcan? Tetris.

The Doctor: "I'm afraid with the supply shortage there's only one solution. We have to put one of them down."

Janeway: "That's your solution for everything!"

Janeway: "I sure hope the valet doesn't mess with my radio's presets. I hate it when they do that."

 

[Nerys Myk]

VORIK: "As you can see the rumors about bifurcaton are true"

HARRY(whispering): " Don't worry I told her it belonged to Torres"

EMH: "You'll note it has multiple settings"

JANEWAY: "I'll be in my bunk."

The Voyager balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade got away from its handlers.

 

[BriGuy]

I told you the catalytic converter was busted on this thing. Just look at all this smog!

- or -

Bitch stole my ride.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Janeway: Who the hell left the EMH tied into the mobile holo emitter!!

Doctor: So long suckers.

 

[Guartho]

Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but Admiral Paris wouldn't allow it.

 

[Sisu]

^ Guartho, hands down the best.

 

[Candlelight]

Vorik: "And as you can see I only had a light salad so the majority of the bill came from your side of the table"

Moments later, Vorik died.

Doctor: "Mr Paris's hallucinations are getting worse. He now thinks he's in a bathroom."

Crewman 1: "Voyager!"
Crewman 2: "Voyager!"
Crewman 3: "Voyager!"
Crewman 4: "It's only a model"
Crewman 1-3: "Shut up"

 

[LeadHead]

Vorik: Lieutenant, we need to shut down the main computer for weekly maintenance. We will need to create a screen image to inform the crew...
Torres: Here, I found this Photo of Captain Kirk with a Shotgun.

Janeway: How are they?
Doctor: Bumps and Bruises, they'll recover.
Janeway: Hand Phasers, Compression rifles, forcefields, nothing works against this man.
Doctor: I may have a solution Captain, I searched Voyager's database and found something that should help us.
Janeway: What is it?
Doctor: Kryptonite.

In between the 4th and 5th seasons, UPN decided Voyager was becoming the "Janeway, Seven and The Doctor Show," so they dropped off the crew at the first planet.

 

[Candlelight]

"uh... which one is ours again?"

 

[Mike Have-Not]

Voyager enters the pod race!

 

[DBR]

Janeway: "Doctor, these painfully obvious sex toy captions are getting tiresome. I'll be in holodeck 3."

Doc: "Fair haven?"

Janeway: "Computer, deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram."