Voyager Caption This: Crapthexis

[Capt_Piett]

Janeway (off camera): No, no, no! It's a JUMP to the left and THEN a step to the right! My god, haven't any of you seen Rocky Horror Picture show before?"

 

[kimc]

Janeway (off camera): No, no, no! It's a JUMP to the left and THEN a step to the right! My god, haven't any of you seen Rocky Horror Picture show before?"

Good one!

 

[T'Leisha]

Re: Voyager Caption This: Capthexis

Janeway: Will he remain like this forever?
EMH: I'm afraid so, but we can reanimate his body to provide limited interaction.
Janeway: How limited?
EMH: He'll be able to sit on the bridge and say "sheild's up," but i'm afraid that's it.
Ah, finally an explanation..

 

[Kirby]

Wow two wins in a row, thanks Evil Twin!!!

Janeway only gave two orders today:
1. Get down
2. Get funky

Doctor: And by stimulating his hippocampus with beta waves, you clearly see the beginning of sexual arousal. Which of you ladies are next?

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

The un-important ensigns were tired of being killed off and threw a strike.

Tuvok flash banged them.

Janeway: Isn't he beautiful when he's sleeping?
EMH: Isn't he always sleeping?
B'ellana: ooooh! BURN!

 

[Triskelion]

There was a deluge of engineers on the bridge the day the shipwide com system crashed on Neelix's combadge as he pleasured himself on his toilet.

Jenga! Jenga! Jenga!

These bruises are nothing. You should have seen the claw marks on Tuvok's butt. Yup.

 

[chancellorjake]

It was a horrible day when Harry Kim accidentally played the Brown Note on his clarinet. It took three weeks to clean the ship.

Doctor: I'll just make a few modifications to his program and he'll be as good as new.
Janeway: No, Doctor. I want him exactly the way he was, before the accident.
B'Elanna: Wooden!
Doctor: Lifeless!
Janeway: Both!

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Skinning her wasn't as hard as I thought."

 

[Gertch]

EMH: "Observe closely while I increase this rock's temperature to 200°."

 

[NathanielM]

Abstane from contest. No pictures (or cannot see)

Nathaniel

 

[Shatmandu]

EMH: "Nothing works. I've even performed fellatio."

 

[S'kai]

Re: Voyager Caption This: Capthexis

JANEWAY: Any idea what they slipped him?

EMH: I'm still tying to figure out why he was at a High School Prom!

TORRES: I wish I looked that good in my prom dress.

CHAKOTAY: <Stirring>

JANEWAY: It's alright, Chakotay. EVVVVRRRRYBODY MUST GET STONED !!!

 

[Captain Kate]

One of the many hazards of the Delta Quadrant are pushy perfume salesmen who just won't take 'no thanks' for an answer.

It was Thriller Night aboard Voyager

Doctor: 'Ordinarily, I do everything I can to AVOID my patients requiring headstones..'

 

[Candlelight]

Beltran (thinking): "I'd better win an emmy for this"

 

[AlxxlA]

Paris (To Janeway): Alright, I've given you something to reduce the swelling, but I still need to examine you. Take off all your clothes and lie down on the Biobed.
Janeway (confused): Take off my clothes? It's my wrist that's sore.
Paris: You can't be too careful. (Taps combadge) Paris to Torres.
Torres: What is it, Tom?
Paris: Could you come down to sickbay? I need your help with something.

The crew mistakes an explosion in a malfunctioning holodeck for a Kazon attack, and prepare to hit the deck.

Torres: So, I turned over this rock, and this is what I found.