Voyager Caption This: Bedside Companions

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Nebusj said:

[ Waylon Jennings ] Well about that time Uncle Jessie thought he'd mosey on down to Engineering and see how Cooter's fixing-up of the dichromatic herpolhode reticulation module was shaping up -- and dog gone it if Cooter weren't as frustrated as a raccoon trying to eat a sugar cube!

And your prize:

An exclusive tour of Utopia Planetia shipyards!

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[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Dear God, he's purring."

 

[BriGuy]

And while I'm at it, if you'd like, I could sand down the points on these ears.

 

[MrPointy]

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Forehead Dude - "Earthy...*sniff* peaty...*sniff* with a hint of... lilac?"

 

[NathanielM]

Rat Boy said:

Alien: <whispering in vulcan's ear> Hey baby pucker up I am gonna french you hard and deep.

Doctor: Oh my god, not that!

Janeway: EEEWWWW.

 

[NathanielM]

Forehead Dude - "Earthy...*sniff* peaty...*sniff* with a hint of... lilac?"

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[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Got something of a bald spot there. If you'd like I have just the thing for it."

Neelix: "What? A razor?"

 

[CaptainJon]

Alien: Can I lick it?

 

[BorgBabe]

Neelix thinking: "What would the captain be thinking about now?"

Captain & Doc thinking: "What is this alien thinking about now?"

Alien thinking: "Yeah Tuvok, keep up that stiff upper lip attitude... You might fool them, but I know what you're thinking!"

 

[Gertch]

Neelix (thinking): "All of a sudden I'm not so upset about not winning the part of Snow White."

 

[BriGuy]

Alien: Very interesting... is he this color all over?

 

[CaptainJon]

Alien: So if his ears are bigger, does that mean his...you know...too?
Neelix: And pointy, too.
A shocked Janeway and Doctor look at Neelix.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Doctor: "I'm afraid there's no known remedy for Crazy Glue, captain."
Janeway: "Then we'll have to decapitate him."
Doctor: "Yes, but which one?"
Captain: "They had an old custom on Earth, 'flip a coin'."

 

[John Picard]

Alien: "Hmmm, perhaps he should not have had the decaf coffee."

The Doctor: "Obviously."

Janeway: "YOU SWITCH US TO DECAF!?!

Neelix: "Uhhh, I have to return to the Galley." <runs off>

 

[Haggis and tatties]

The seven day Vulcan burial ceremony of sniffing the deceased's hair was almost at a end.

 

[Rat Boy]

Alien dude: "Axe?"

Janeway: "Bom-chicka-wow-wow!"

The Doctor: "Well, that explains that."

Neelix: "Explains what?"

 

[Kegek]

Doctor: He's dead.
(pause)
Alien: Can I eat him?
Janeway: That's disgusting. Cook him first.

 

[propita]

Kegek said:

Doctor: He's dead.
(pause)
Alien: Can I eat him?
Janeway: That's disgusting. Cook him first.

Perfect, except for a line from Neelix offering some help with the cooking.

 

[Candlelight]

Doctor: "I think I know what the problem is... you've got a Vulcan growing out of your chin"
Neelix: "I'd never have got that"

 

[Balthier the Great]

Hey, those sideburns aren't even. The one on the left is 0.04 microns shorter than the one on the right.