Voyager Caption This: Admiral on Deck

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

CommanderTrip said:

Janeway: So these, "plot holes", they riddle subspace for the next 30,000 light years or so?

Seven: That is correct captain.

Janeway: Tuvok, is there any way to modify the shields to emit a "continuity" pulse that will allow us to pass through these anomalies?

Tuvok: Hmm, It might be possible to modify the "Seven-has-multiple-personality-disorder-and-some-are-from-
drones-that-were-assimilated-at-wolf-359-and-destroyed" plot line, and if we deactivate the "Kes-being-replaced-in-sickbay-with-Tom-Paris-during-"Latent Image"-even-though-she-should-have-been-there-and-Tom-wasn't
-a-nurse-then" emitter, than with some minor modification to the "Whole-Hansen-Family-knowing-about-the-borg-before-the-rest
-of-mankind-thing" deflector, it could be possible for Voyager to navigate through.

Janeway:Hmm....If Commander Chakotay were here, he would say that we should make the modifications and take the safe, longer route... But I like to disagree with him and make things spicy.........let's plow straight through. If we do hit these plot holes, we can just slap some plastic and lights on the warp core, call it a Quantum Slipstream drive, and meet our quota of lightyears skipped due to deus ex machina in a single season. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go brush up on my borg queen insults.

And your prize:

Revisit all your favorite plot holes
and continuity errors with season 5
of Star Trek: Voyager!

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[Gertch]

Congrats CommanderTrip on winning these are the captions.

Janeway (thinking): "If he presses himself against my hand one more time..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: As you see Admiral Claus, the new warp powered sleigh can get you to the homes of children all over the Galaxy in half the time.

 

[Kegek]

Admiral: And what does this do?
Carey: We don't really know, but it bleeps a lot. I find it soothing.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Admiral: "Are you wearing your hair differently?"
Janeway: "It's still regulation Admiral."
Carey: "Wonderful stuff that Romulan Ale... Why am I saying that?"
Janeway: "Leftover plot hole from last week."

 

[EMHMark613]

Female crewman to male crewman (in background): "Let's get off this ship before it becomes stranded on the other side of the galaxy. Look, I've already plotted an escape route on this PADD."

 

[CaptainJon]

Admiral: What's it do?
Carey: It's a snowcone maker!

 

[Rat Boy]

Carey: "Unfortunately, the Mark 7 Plot Generator won't be installed until Tuesday, so we're stuck with the Mark 5."

Admiral: "Well, what does that mean?"

Janeway: "Means we'll be trapped in multiple story lines involving time travel and the Borg for seven long seasons."

 

[BriGuy]

Janeway: I'm sorry, admiral, but according to the computer, that uniform does make you look fat.

 

[nx1701g]

Janeway: What are we looking at?
Admiral Patterson: It appears to be the series outline.
Carey: We can't be looking at this...
Admiral Patterson: Temporal Prime Directive...
Janeway: Let's look anyway. {Reads} Well it looks like I become an Admiral after we get back home after seven years.
Admiral Patterson: I'll never be seen again, bummer.
Janeway: What about you, Mister Carey?
Carey: I'll only appear in a few episodes - mainly ones set in the past - then I'll die a shock value death because I'll be a fan favorite.
Janeway: Normal day at the office with B&B.
Admiral Patterson: You should see what they have planned for some guy named Trip...

 

[Finn]

In a rejected script for Endgame, a far shorter, elderly Admiral Riker travels from the future after the destruction of Titan by the borg, to save Voyager with yet other big plot hole and a horrible reset button.

 

[Candlelight]

Carey: "We'll I'll be fucked if I can remember which button it was"

 

[John Picard]

Admiral: "I only had a cup of coffee."

Officer: "Dammit, I can never figure the tip."

 

[BorgBabe]

Admiral thinking: "You're going bald..." Yeah sure like he should talk... Bloody Frenchman!

Janeway thinking: "Why don't you have a Holophone installed then?!" I should have never listened to him, first a phone bill that exceeds imagination and now that darn muscle ache... Bloody Frenchman!

Officer thinking: Well what’s worse a captain who doesn't pay attention to my presentation on warpcores, or a captain who doesn't take my presentation seriously? ... "I shall appoint you my executive officer in charge of radishes." Bloody Frenchman!

 

[Keith1701]

John_Picard said:

Admiral: "I only had a cup of coffee."

Officer: "Dammit, I can never figure the tip."

Dammit, This shit worked last week.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Warp 9.975, bioneural circuitry. That's all great, Lieutenant, but can she make a cup of coffee?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Carey, ever been in an Intrepid-class before?"
"No sir, I've never even been in a starship before"
"Carey... do you like films about gladiators?"

 

[Computer]

Janeway: "Well it says here the toilets on deck 9 are clogged"

Carey "I think we may be able to reroute emergency plumbing to the main deflector"

Admiral "Too late... I just shat myself"

Insignificant Background Crewmen My god is that coolant leaking?

 

[Candlelight]

"Well I'll be damned... there ARE four lights..."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Carey: "Wow. These new engines are so complex that I could spend years working down here and you probably wouldn't see me again until I died."