Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Evil Twin, Jul 6, 2007.
Last round's winners:
And your prize:
A new holocamera!
EMH: "I'm amazed that you two are so narrow minded. Love is beautiful no matter what form it takes."
EMH: "If we were going to do an Alien storyline we had to do it bigger."
Tom: "Okay? If it doesn't work out you'll give it my name?"
KM looks like she's thinking, "What the **** am I doing on this ridiculous show?"
EMH: Lt. Torres is taken. Since I restored both your human genomes after your warp-10 adventure, I suggest that the two of you get back together and make human offspring this time.
JANEWAY: Come on, Tom, let's make it quick and get back to the bridge.
``Miss Torres. Tom and I demand to know your intentions towards our son.''
``You know, let's just go jump through a spacetime anomaly and pretend none of this ever happened.''
Tom: He appears to be very clingy.
Doc: Very astute Mr.Paris.
Janeway: Tom, let's no pick a fight with the Doctor. Remember last time, he injected you with triaxide and you couldn't control your flatulence for a week.
Doctor: I've told you Captain! I'm not sure what is wrong with her...but I believe it may have something to do with this giant parasite attached to her torso.
Mulgrew: C'mon Robbie - your scene is being cut.
McNeill: But-- Wha-- I thought I'd have a chance at Directing someday!
Picardo: This is what you get for being friends with Mr. Wang OFF the set.
"The good news is I've cleared up her acne"
Janeway had had enough. The shields were failing, multiple injuries on all decks but still Tom and the Doctor persisted in their staring competition.
"It's the worst case of crabs I've ever seen."
"Whenever she's feeling sad Janeway knows she will always have Paris."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Paris, I still haven't found a way to remove the Cling-On from your Klingon."
^Winner. Gotta be.
Neelix, off-screen: "I've got a batch of Daktarian waffles on the maker!!"
"Well, this is rather ironic."
"B'Elanna and I were planning on watching Stuck on You on my television tonight."
"Are you sure your vision subroutines are working properly again, Doctor?"
"Of course they are. My eyesight is back to 100%. Now, which one of you has the bug problem?"
Doctor: "I think saw this on Stargate: Atlantis. Salt water should remove the creature."
Janeway: "Doctor, we don't have time to discuss lame science fiction television shows. Is this the same creature that Tom and I turned into when we travelled at warp 10, or is this a result of the cheese that we made that infected the power conduits throughout the ship?"
``Look, I know I'm just a hologram and you have countless troubles as captain of a starship stranded on the far side of the galaxy and half-crewed by Maquis rebels. All I'm saying is I would like it if we could someday please have one single solitary non-freak case here. And don't make faces at me you lizard-lovers you.''
"What do you mean there's something attached to her- OH MY GOD!!!!! When did Torres become a lieutenant!?!?!??!?!?!?"
Doctor: You ordered Sea Monkeys from the ad in your comic books didnt you Tom?"
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