Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption this #147 Having a bad day?

[tharpdevenport]

"If you ask me one more time if the ridges match the..."

 

[Catarina]

page 2! thank you, my beloved devenport!

 

[hux]

Paris: We've successfully shrunk but we ended up in Chakotay's arse and he's about to fart. Hold on!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Paris: We've successfully shrunk but we ended up in Chakotay's arse and he's about to fart. Hold on!

Kim: "Is that Brazillian Rosewood?"

 

[Finn]

DIRECTOR: Cut! Good job.

Roxanna: What? I spent four hours having the spinal ridges applied only to have frontal and above the boobies only?"

 

[LeadHead]

B'Elanna: Why are there monitors in the bathroom?!

Daily Log: Seven of Nine. I have determined that I can send Ensign Kim into a trance simply by walking around him.

Paris: This is what you get for putting a TV screen on the helm station!

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

"Ensign, have you ever heard of a 'movie' entitled "Of Gods And Men"?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"They're ribbed for his pleasure!"

 

[hux]

Seven: There appears to be a delicious, firm, succulent peach here.

Harry: Yup, there sure does.

 

[Triskelion]

Hells B'Ells: Well I don't know what else to tell you, Tom. Starbases are built to hold multiple galaxy class ships, not just your speedy little Delta Flyer.

Tats McGee: Reminds me of the time the Captain ordered me below decks to -
Captain: Belay that, Spaceman!!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

In Brannon Brega's new tell-all book, the true inspiration for Voyager finally revealed - Star Trek: Land of the Lost

Katherine, Tom, and Naomi
On a routine expedition
Felt the greatest space-quake ever known
Through an anomaly
That shook their tiny craft
As it plunged them down 70,000 light years below
To the Laaaaand of the Loooost...

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Programmed with the knowledge of over 1000 doctors, and I wasted ship's resources on a degree from Trump University. How will I explain this to the Captain?