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Voyager Caption Contest #67: I need a hero

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Doctor: "This is... interesting. Thanks, Seven. Um, what does this little switch do?"
7of9: "Activate it."
Doctor: "OK..."
*click* [buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]
Doctor: "Oh! It's vibrating. What... do I do with it?"
 
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Odo: (OS) "I see several of the perpetrators we're looking for. At the top, we have Severed Nine. On the left we have Jugular Janeway. And on the bottom, that's Terrible Torres."
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Odo: (continuing) Then there's Ayala, the Man of Few Words...
 
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Janeway: Oh, funny story about that one. When I met Commander Data, I took a piece of him with me.
 
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Seven: The commbadge patch is functional, so you will be able to stay in constant contact with your child.

Paris: ...And that's great until the first number 1.
 
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McNeill: "OK, what's the deal with wardrobe this episode? Garrett and I look like we've got some kind of 1970's Battlestar Galactica getup going on. And Cyia here looks like her pants are trying to reach for her breasts!"
Wang: "I kinda like it, actually."
 
Gary7 said:
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Doctor: "This is... interesting. Thanks, Seven. Um, what does this little switch do?"
7of9: "Activate it."
Doctor: "OK..."
*click* [buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]
Doctor: "Oh! It's vibrating. What... do I do with it?"
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We have a winner! :)) LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
 
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Chakotay: Wow, they all have jobs with good pay and benefits? They're the lucky ones!
 
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Man: "Don't you know regifting is a no-no?"

Janeway: "Don't be silly. Kim is so clueless, even if someone told him, he wouldn't get it."



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When several Voyager crew members came out with an "official" insulated Star Trek lunch bag, it sold like hotcakes. However, when word got back to the Alpha quadrant, Paramount immediately sent out its lawyers after them.
 
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When Kes tried driving, it was a very good thing Voyager had an abundant supply of barf bags.



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Pink Lady, 50 credits. Toasted almond, 80 credits. Martini, 120 credits. Remembering your wallet, priceless.
 
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B'Elanna: "OK guys, these presents are so lame, that I'm afraid I'll have to take up a collection so I can get myself something decent! Please deposit funds in this official Starfleet money bag."
 
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