Voyager Caption Contest #65: It's in the Journey

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: As you can see Mister Paris, this is how Klingon Mating is supposed to work.

Paris: Glad B'Elanna isn't a stickler for Klingon Tradition.

 

[Isis]

The Doctor: As you can see Mister Paris, this is how Klingon Mating is supposed to work.

Paris: Glad B'Elanna isn't a stickler for Klingon Tradition.

<brief pause>

Paris: "On the other hand, goo goo eyes have gotten kinda boring. Maybe goo goo teeth would be a nice change of pace."

 

[Isis]

Tuvok (to self): "It was wise for Captain Janeway to permit Mr. Chakotay to take a public speaking course. Although the subject does not pique my interest, I must admit this speech is flawlessly logical."

Janeway (to self): "What was I thinking?"

 

[milo bloom]

Janeway thinking to herself: "If he doesn't stop droning on about his [censored] orchids I'm going to start pulling pips off his collar..."

 

[Isis]

When the Voyager crew ran low on money, Janeway always found she could make a few extra dollars as a bouncer.

 

[Isis]

Kim (OS, to self): "That new chick is cute, but I can't figure out why she has a horseshoe crazy-glued around her left eye."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kim (OS, to self): "That new chick is cute, but I can't figure out why she has a horseshoe crazy-glued around her left eye."

PARIS: Glued? It's screwed on!!!!!! Flatheads for some reason.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway (taking a very close look at Seven): "Ah! I couldn't figure out what you meant by 'My head hurts from all the screwing'! Now it makes sense!"

 

[Isis]

EMH (lecturing): "And as recent research has indicated, flossing is a very important part of Klingon foreplay."

Janeway knew it had been a bad idea to leave her quarters that morning without any makeup on.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This contest is now officially closed. Coordinates to the new one are here:


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