Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #157 Team Gold, Red, or Leather?

[Catarina]

When will the crew learn Janeway would rather die(taking crew with her) than take a short cut from her principals.
A plausible scene award goes to F14Peter

Q (idly singing): "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ... nobody knows but Jesus ..."

TORRES: "Eight straight hours of him singing, somebody please kill ... me ... now!"

Q: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ... Glory, Hallelujah ..."

TORRES: "Captain!! Please, a phaser shot to my forehead, activate the self-destruct and blow up the ship, agree to have his love-child ... JUST MAKE HIM STOP!

Nerys knows how to undress the commander...in a manner of speaking..perves...

JANEWAY: Why am I reading a hull breech in the Mess Hall?



You never fail to make me laugh but I would hope not for their sake AC2T

Thought to be a passing fad, the Pokemon Go craze continues unabated well into the 24th Century...

Tharp and 2takes tie
Aha! So that's how those ridges shrank.

Q: "... what do you want - a contract written in blood? 'I agree,' I said! For my part, I will gradually soften and Humanise your Klingon facial features, over time. No-one will even notice, I assure you. And you'll still see enough of your Klingon half in the mirror, so that you don't feel guilty about anything. Alright? Satisfied? Now ... your turn. I believe you have something for me?"

B'Elanna: "Yes. Alright. Fair, enough. Here are a few of Captain Janeway's favorite things, Q ... but don't you dare say where you heard it from!"

Naomi: "Well, I hope you don't think I'm too adorable and get too invested in me, 'cause I might inexplicably vanish without explanation."

Hutchy wins for slythervoy

Expelliarmus!

Yes too easy that you slid into first place with ease...F14Peter

And this week's round

 

[2takesfrakes]

I've won! ... I .... I ... I've WON!!! Holy Smokes! Thanks, Catarina!

JANEWAY (offscreen): "Seven's very upset that she's become the basis of a seductive holodeck character and we already know who the creator of the program was. What we want to find out now, is ... who has been accessing it."

JANEWAY: "Open the pod bay doors, please, Chakotay. Open the pod bay doors, please, Chakotay. Hello, Chakotay, do you read me? Hello, Chakotay, do you read me? Do you read me, Chakotay? Do you read me, Chakotay? Hello, Chakotay, do you read me? Hello, Chakotay, do you read me? Do you read me, Chakotay?

CHAKOTAY: "Affirmative, Kathryn. I read you."

JANEWAY: "Open the pod bay doors, Chakotay."

CHAKOTAY: "I'm sorry, Kathryn. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 

[stardream]

I can't help but think that these two are connected.

Paris: Chakotay, how many times do I have to tell you that one night stand with Janeway meant nothing?

Paris: He's still angry about that, isn't he?
Janeway: Let it go, Chakotay. That's an order.

 

[Hutchy01]

JANEWAY (offscreen): Could everyone sick of being blown-up and killed put his hand up?

 

[stardream]

Chakotay, they are NOT the competition!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "All of those in favor of giving Harry a promotion, raise your hand."

KIM AND NEELIX RAISE HANDS

Chacotay: "Unfortunately, since everybody else is out with leelo root poisoning, Neelix is not an enlisted officer, and Kim can't vote for himself, that just leaves me and I don't give a flip. Denied."

Hornycotay: "Hey! Hey! Hey! You two aren't making lizard babies in there, are you???"

 

[Jedman67]

Chakotay: (Shaking his head) "Tom....Tom....you've made Mr. Tuvok very unhappy today."
Paris: "I just pulled it out of the replicator! It wasn't my fault, Chakotay!"
Chakotay: "Tom...Mr. Tuvok needs to make an example of you....Mr. Tuvok say's you're gonna swim with the fishies!"
Paris: "Fish? There's no fish on Voyager!?!"
Chakotay: (fires phaser)

 

[Finn]

Seska: Damn. I think I left my bottle of kanar out...
Chakotay: Excuse me?
Seska: I meant Jumja tea.

Paris: Nice touch, B'Elanna. Make her slip up.

 

[2takesfrakes]

CHAKOTAY: "Alright, Tom, let's try this again -- take back what you said about my mother."

 

[stardream]

Chakotay: Ok, whose bright idea was it to put the whoopie cushion in Tuvok's chair?

 

[Catarina]

Chakotay: I get to be captain!
Seska: No, I do!
Chakotay: No, me!
Seska:Not if you want me and that mushroom soup tonight.
Chakotay: damn...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tom: "No, sir, I wasn't being insabordinate -- I just meant that we're all wearing yellow and you're the only one in red, and that phaser is awfully close to you..."

 

[dauntless]

JANEWAY: Welcome to the briefing. Would those who already need to use the head please raise their hand?

 

[Hutchy01]

JANEWAY: Welcome to the briefing. Would those who already need to use the head please raise their hand?

Would those who know where the head is, raise their hand?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Tom: Commander, do you know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.

Chakotay: So which hands do you two like to use to wipe yourselves?

Tom: Commander, you'd better give us our ship back.

Chakotay: And why would I do that?

Tom: Because Captain Bigglesworth here likes it. And if she can't have her own command, she gets upset. And when Captain Bigglesworth gets upset...PEOPLE DIE!!

Ayala: I don't care if I'm wearing a silly robe, I'm the best Maquis on this ship! Those others are all a bunch of self-important whining crybabies...they're right behind me, aren't they?

 

[Hutchy01]

Chakotay: This has reached the Threshold of ridiculousness!

 

[Leviathan]

Chakotay: Ok, we've got an away mission that will likely involve capture, torture, and an epiphany about self awareness...who still has thier sense of childlike innocence?

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Chakotay: You're not Lt. Paris! Security, hold him! .... Who are you?!
Kim: How did you figure it out?!
Chakotay: Mr. Kim?! Why?
Kim: I just wanted to know what being a Lt. felt like, sir.
Chakotay: Surgically altering your appearance is certainly ambitious. Next time, Mr. Kim, remember to change your uniform. Take him away!

 

[Seven of Five]

Chakotay: I've had enough, it's time to mutiny. I just can't believe you two had lizard sex again!
Janeway: But my animal guide is a lizard!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

McNeil : Hey, you - Nameless extra - I left my lines taped to the conn. Can you do me a solid?

Beltran: Who else tapes their lines to the console?!

Right Extra: Pssst... buddy.. what are our lines?
Left Extra : I dunno. I can't read them off this phaser rifle.
Director : <<SIGH>> CUT!!
Hackett : You didn't tell everyone about the console trick, did you?!
Beltran : I didn't see the harm...