Harry, when I asked you to recalibrate my alcove, I meant, wearing pants.
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Voyager Caption Contest #130: J/7 I'm serious.
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Janeway: Seven, I'm begging you, just stop saying that everything is futile or irrelevant. Read the thesaurus I gave you last week.
Janeway: That can't be Seven, there's no implant on her head and she's not in a skin tight uniform to boost ratings.
Janeway: Stay ready, Seven.
Seven: I do not understand your concern, Captain. Lieutenant Paris invited us to the Holodeck for a recreational diversion.
Janeway: And it's Holodeck-Gone-Wild season! Phasers on maximum stun!
Seven: (thinking) That's the 4th person to interrupt my regeneration cycle tonight. I need my own quarters.
Harry, when I asked you to recalibrate my alcove, I meant, wearing pants.
"And when I said 'recalibrate my alcove' I meant....."
To quote Triskeleon!
Harry, when I asked you to recalibrate my alcove, I meant, wearing pants.
"And when I said 'recalibrate my alcove' I meant....."
I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens!
^ I see what you did there. 
Boss Lady Jane: So you wanna go?
Stems: Bring it.
Boss Lady Jane: Oh it's gonna be brought.
Hilarious cap & the nicknames are too much!
Janeway: You-this is all of your favorite
Seven: Huh?
Janeway: You have been blabbin' all over about the Targ?
Seven: ...not really but even if I did, you never told me it was a secret
Janeway: Beause I thought have common sense... the Talaxian know about Targ. Of course they'll chase it.
common sense... Talaxian rodents know about Targ, of course they'll chase it.
Seven: ...Why? Cause all Talaxian like Targ?
Janeway: Don't be racist- It's because they're all on blood wine
"Back in my day when this caption contest began, you could only go to warp 9.995 and we still used photon torpedos -- and they worked damn fine, too, mister!"
I'll take over your Caption Contest duties for you, Catarina ...
if you so desire.
>>SNORT!!!<<
if you so desire.
>>SNORT!!!<<
Seven: I believe Mr. Heisenberg owes me an apology.
Seven's thinking : Hmm those lips are so enticing, i wonder what it will be like to kiss to them
Suddenly the Captain feels what appears to be a hand on her deary air
Janeway and is downfounded: Argh!
Hands off.
it's my baby. No, it's not caption syndrome. I love doing this. I should have assigned help so not to keep you waiting. For personal reasons. My sister was killed before Xmas two years ago. Her killer was just sentenced to serve 90 years. About time. I can breathe and get back to you! I'm loving the jokes at my expense since I didn't bother to PM any of you to take over in my absence. Oh, how I missed you all.
it's my baby. No, it's not caption syndrome. I love doing this. I should have assigned help so not to keep you waiting. For personal reasons. My sister was killed before Xmas two years ago. Her killer was just sentenced to serve 90 years. About time. I can breathe and get back to you! I'm loving the jokes at my expense since I didn't bother to PM any of you to take over in my absence. Oh, how I missed you all.
Understood & Confirmed!Hands off.
it's my baby. No, it's not caption syndrome. I love doing this.
It is a gift to see you've returned to posting again, Catarina. Especially after all you've gone through ...
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