Voyager Caption Contest #130: J/7 I'm serious.

[Catarina]

Alright, this week will have to suck. So better half ended than nothing. Forgive me this round.

It's like J/7 is an omen. Lol. I had photo bucket refusing to upload, Dolphin kept crashing, Chrome kept refreshing. Now it doesn't. I'm pulling hair here.

Winners from last contest are:

Loctus: laughter award
Joededman: captionated award
Tharpdevenport for (my new award: I can't believe I just read that)

And my #1 was to Mr. Lazerbeam

 

[Catarina]

Re: Voyager Caption Contest #130: J/7 thiI'm serious.

Fixed it. More or less. Lol

 

[Ithekro]

Re: Voyager Caption Contest #130: J/7 thiI'm serious.

Janeway: If you continue to be smug about it I will use force, and by that I mean kiss you.

Janeway: Wait. Are you saying Seven of Nine and Ensign Hansen are the same person? I mean look at the Ensign here, she's no where as heroic looking as Seven.

Janeway: I you seen Neelix, shoot him. We must allow Paris enough time to cook dinner.

Seven: I will comply.

Quest for Perfection: Successful

 

[T'Girl]

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Janeway: "... but if you merely have them enlarge to this size, they would look so much better."

Seven: "You first."

 

[locutus101]

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Janeway: I am telling you Seven, with melons this size you're bound to find someone.

Janeway: Are ya talkin' to me?!!?

Is that a tricorder in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

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SEVEN: Haven't you been established to be heterosexual?
JANEWAY: Yeah, but have you seen the ratings lately? Come on Seven. Be my one of two.
SEVEN: Is this what they refer to as 'Fanservice'?

JANEWAY: Did anyone see us?
SEVEN: No.
JANEWAY: Are the ratings up?
SEVEN: Almost 60%.
JANEWAY: Success!

JANEWAY: Yeah, that's more how it would make sense for you to dress.

SEVEN: After we get back to the Alpha Quadrant, I plan to get a job in the private sector.
JANEWAY (os): Seven, you've become more human than all of us.

 

[joededman]

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KJ: Ok, I won't cook..

KJ: Are the two of you related?

KJ: There is a TV on this deck somewhere. We need to find it. Then we need to change the channel.

I thought it would be somewhat bigger than that.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

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Janeway: Seven, don't you see? With you as my partner we're a shoo-in at Voy's talent show next month. All you have to do is stand very still as I phaser the apple off your head.
Seven: That's what you told Neelix last year and it took 3 weeks for his hair to grow back.
Janeway: With your nanoprobes your hair will grow THIS LONG in the same time.

Janeway: Doctor! When you asked me to replace Tom with Seven last month, I assumed it was to train her as a field medic, NOT to provide you with a, a, a SINGING partner to compete with my phaser act at our next talent night.

Seven: Are you sure Ensign Kim came this way?
Janeway: Yes I'm sure! Don't you think I can read a tricorder? If that little weasel was too chicken to be my partner, he should have just said so, instead of trying to hide just before the show starts.
Seven: You would have allowed him to decline?
Janeway: Of course I would. Then I would have replaced him at Operations since we can't have a lowly crewman running such an important post.

Seven: No, Ensign Kim. I don't think anyone will notice you are combing your hair differently after the talent show. They will all be so surprised you are still alive, the hair will be a secondary issue.
.

 

[joededman]

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That a real... Insufficient.

 

[2takesfrakes]

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JANEWAY: "... and then he said, 'what's the matter, Kathy? Don't you like to watch?' Then the two of them touched fingertips and she was instantly impregnated. OK ... wait. You know ... now that I come to tell this story to somebody else, it sounds a bit made-up, doesn't it?"

"I don't think you ready for this jelly. I don't think you ready for this. 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe ..."

"Look, Jeri ... do I have to drive to your house and drag you out of bed myself, to get you here, on time?"

SEVEN: "Keep moving, Chuckles! This clubhouse is Girls Only!!!"

 

[locutus101]

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Janeway:Hey, you there! Stop staring at her boobs, or I'll have you thrown in the brig for a week! Got it?

 

[hux]

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Janeway: It's this big. You take one end, I take the other, Paris takes pictures. It'll be a fun weekend

Seven: I pulled your finger like you asked. What happens next?
Janeway: I.....I think I've had an accident

Janeway: The megatron dildo is in here. We must protect it all times

Seven: It's a nice penis with acceptable girth but I must regenerate now. Maybe later

 

[locutus101]

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Janeway: You call that a martini? What did you use as vermouth? Turpentine?

 

[Triskelion]

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J: Why you always gotta busta my balls?
7: Why are you speaking with an Italian accent?
J: I don't know, it seemed necessary to convey the appropriate emphasis on my retort.
7: Retort?
J: Retort. I said Retort. Whatsa matta, you no like-a my idiom? So I say again: Why you always gotta busta my balls over here?

J: What, you think I'm funny? Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?

7: You know, we could just replicate your coffee instead of meeting some criminal syndicate contact in some dark corridor at midnight like a couple of gangsters.
J: Quiet! Did someone just open a violin case?

7: Now i know what happened to Cube 1053. I should have tried assimilating myself a long time ago. Resistance...is...futile....

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: Don't make me come over there or I'll beat you so hard, your whole family will feel it!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "My Delta quadrant penis is this big."

7 of 9: "I concur."

 

[locutus101]

I am sorry, but for this borg, size does matter.

 

[Janeway7trulv]

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K: Jeri, You just have to tell Eme you are going to spend the night with friends. Is it so hard for you to understand how much i want you in my bed tonight
J: No.. show me how much
K; This much


lololol

 

[Janeway7trulv]

J:Those babies are just screaming " Come home to mama"

Seven: Captain, i thought id write a list of sexual positions , we may want to try

J: mm

 

[Catarina]

Kate was asking for it acting in that pose.

As for the second image, she does seem to feel a challenge on her hands.