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Voyager 2 hijacked by aliens

About a month ago Stephen Hawking said that we shouldn't advertise our presence here because the most likely outcome would be that the aliens who visit us would come as conquerers. I wonder if Stephen Hawking's statement was really designed to affect people's attitudes about aliens, and prepare them - prepare us - for imminent contact.
 
I don't want it back. Really, I don't.

Let's do a swap for one of theirs, the one with the FTL drive.

:D
 
I, for one, welcome our unintelligible overlords.

A picture of their leader:

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Send a message back to it to warn all other probes to watch out for trigger happy Klingons with nothing better to do.
 
A GERMAN UFO expert has claimed that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens - who are now attempting to contact the Earth.

Hartwig Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2 - an unmanned interplanetary probe blasted into space 33 years ago - has started transmitting strange, unintelligible signals, Bild newspaper revealed today.
Sounds like some grouchy alien neighbour's getting sick and tired of the kids from that third planet kicking their toys into the next door's garden...

Next, once we start interstellar travel they'll meet up with us and start a series of skirmishes known as the "Keep Off Ma Lawn!" Wars.

Scary enough, that could actually happen, or worse, they mistake it as a weapon, and launch one at us...


About a month ago Stephen Hawking said that we shouldn't advertise our presence here because the most likely outcome would be that the aliens who visit us would come as conquerers. I wonder if Stephen Hawking's statement was really designed to affect people's attitudes about aliens, and prepare them - prepare us - for imminent contact.

Indeed.:vulcan:



Oh, and so long as it isn't Ming the Merciless, we should be fine...


Otherwise we need to launch the Jets Quarterback up there to take him out. FLASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAHHHHHHHHH, He'll save every one of us!
 
I was just trying to think what that movie was where an alien signal was decrypted and it turned out to be a video clip of Hitler... then I realized it is the image Camelopard put in post 2. :lol:
 
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