Voyager 2 hijacked by aliens

[Canadave]

A GERMAN UFO expert has claimed that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens - who are now attempting to contact the Earth.

Hartwig Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2 - an unmanned interplanetary probe blasted into space 33 years ago - has started transmitting strange, unintelligible signals, Bild newspaper revealed today.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/new...jacked-by-aliens/story-fn3dxity-1225865803599

So. Klingons? The Independence Day aliens? Alf? Who's taken over our space probe, and how can we get them to give it back?

 

[Goliath]

 

[James Bond]

Mother FUCKERS!!

 

[Aragorn]

Get it back by suing them!!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

I say we sue them for damage to White Star Li ... I mean, United States of American proper.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

SPACE NAZIS!!!

 

[Canadave]

^

?

 

[Jadzia]

It is 8.5 billion miles from home. That is 0.0014 light years.

Only 4.229 light years to go to Proxima Centauri.

 

[John Picard]

It is 8.5 billion miles from home. That is 0.0014 light years.

Only 4.229 light years to go to Proxima Centauri.

It's 4.229 light years to go to Proxima Centauri; we got a full tank of gas; half a pack of cigarettes; it's dark; and we're wearing sunglasses.

HIT IT!

 

[trekkiedane]

Whatever, we've got time enough to prepare, according to tradition they won't arrive here before the Christmas special.

 

[1001001]

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

And we just lost contact with Epsilon IX station.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

We should keep an eye on Praxis.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

A GERMAN UFO expert has claimed that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens - who are now attempting to contact the Earth.

Hartwig Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2 - an unmanned interplanetary probe blasted into space 33 years ago - has started transmitting strange, unintelligible signals, Bild newspaper revealed today.

Sounds like some grouchy alien neighbour's getting sick and tired of the kids from that third planet kicking their toys into the next door's garden...

Next, once we start interstellar travel they'll meet up with us and start a series of skirmishes known as the "Keep Off Ma Lawn!" Wars.

 

[Omnius]

V'Ger phone home?

 

[Ethros]

The Cylons?

Humanity's children are returning!

 

[SPOCKED]

Aliens crossing into our space? This sounds like a job for Arizona Governor Jan Brewer!!

 

[SeerSGB]

And we just lost contact with Epsilon IX station.

Huh...my PC wants me to open its case and key in the final part of my password in person...I wonder if I should be concerned.

 

[RJDiogenes]

It is 8.5 billion miles from home. That is 0.0014 light years.

Only 4.229 light years to go to Proxima Centauri.

NO! SLEEP! TILL PROXIMA!

 

[SeerSGB]

It is 8.5 billion miles from home. That is 0.0014 light years.

Only 4.229 light years to go to Proxima Centauri.

NO! SLEEP! TILL PROXIMA!

Great, now I have a mental pic of a cartoon Voyager II in a trucker's cap, popping no-doze, swigging coffee from a 32oz 7/11 mug, with "East bound and down" playing on the 8 track.