Voyage Caption Contest 129: Hashtag j/7

[Catarina]

Okay, so I didn't fool you. With April obviously here/approaching

Here's Jane(way) from Warehouse 13.

Lacks variety and seemlessness of sizes. I've been awake since 4am. It'll have to do this time.

no, I did not forget the winners. I'll mention them when I switch back to Voyager.

 

[T'Girl]

Yeah ... I got nothing, sorry.

 

[locutus101]

I never watch this show, sorry.

 

[hux]

Janeway: "Why am I using a phone like a bitch.....get me a mother fucking comm badge now"



Janeway: Why is data attacking us
Kivas Fajo: I think he's still pissed that I tried to steal him that one time



Janeway: So what do you say Jeri. You me and this hot brunette......I've got lube, whips and handcuffs

 

[2takesfrakes]

"How do I tell Chakotay that I'm divorcing him, after all these years, and taking him for everything he's worth? ... by phone text!"

 

[Catarina]

News flash, I haven't watched it either.

 

[Catarina]

Ha! See? You can make fun of it without watching it. I could come up with some. Anyway real contest back on April 2nd.

 

[HIjol]

http://www.ebayphotogallery.com/zdjecia/Galeria/5149434/1

 

[Ithekro]

Be an aging Admiral? Channel Shatner. Channel Shatner.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Okay, now here's how you do an epic facepalm..."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

KIVAS FAJO: Data is dead? GOD DAMN IT! Twelve years of subterfuge making friends with Janeway and I was THIS close to getting him back in my collection!



KATE MULGREW: Really? You do a Kate Mulgrew April Fools contest and DON'T pick Orange Is The New Black?

 

[Catarina]

I didn't because I don't want to run into spoilers. I'm waiting for the DVD's :-)

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kate: "OMG, you mean we're actually filming? I got the role? Wow! May I say it's an honor to work with you Uncle Phil, Sarah Silverman, and that guy who looks familiar."

Director: "Cut! Is it too late to get Jerry Ryan?"

Janeway: "Q had Riker over again. I explored something called '50 Shades of Beard'... until he woke up."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I said, get me some small chicken puppets, and do it fast!"

 

[Triskelion]

Kate Janeway: Are those shots of Colonel Jack O'Neil's ass? Wow they really serve you well in this documentary.
Kivas Fajo: That's nothing, you should see the stuff I got of Major Carter's ass.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Vala Mal Doran: That must have been before Colonel John Crichton defended Antarctica from the Goa'uld.
Kivas Fajo: Oh, was that before or after Q practiced law in Boston?
Kate Janeway: No, that was in LA. You're thinking of the firm Jackson, Odo and Kirk.
Vala Mal Doran: Jackson?
Kate Janeway: Daniel Jackson. That was after he worked with Lieutenant Snake Plissken.
Teal'c: Who?
Kate Janeway: Colonel O'Neill. WHATEVER!

Kate Janeway: Since my first day on the job I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes - the Cylon is the Goa'uld, the Goa'uld is the Cylon, it all gives me a headache.

Reversing the polarity! Does nothing! Piece of junk.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Janeway: "Claudia, reverse the polarity!"

Claudia: "Yeah, that doesn't work here, this isn't Voyager."

Janeway: "Well, throw some purple shit on it or something! I don't care!"

Captain Robau: "Coffee machine... guarded by... ravenous wolves.... too dangerous..."



Mulgrew: "My contract is iron-clad. Hur hur hur."

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: Can I get some service over here? I'm an Admiral now!




Kivas Fajo: Thanks for getting me out of jail, Admiral. Maybe I should have warned you that I have a few enemies...

Janeway: A few?! That's the entire Klingon Fleet heading this way!

 

[Catarina]

Alright guys, I'll have the new contest up by tomorrow. My thread 128 was closed so I'm too lazy to cut and paste images and their winning quotes. However, Winners names will be announced with my winner images. Forgive me, on a personal level I had the week from hell. Can I get a reset button ? Also, I won't be announcing winners from April fools threads. They were all damn funny.


J/7 will be the next contest for real this time. Stay tuned!

 

[CaptJaneway]

Alright guys, I'll have the new contest up by tomorrow. My thread 128 was closed so I'm too lazy to cut and paste images and their winning quotes. However, Winners names will be announced with my winner images. Forgive me, on a personal level I had the week from hell. Can I get a reset button ? Also, I won't be announcing winners from April fools threads. They were all damn funny.


J/7 will be the next contest for real this time. Stay tuned!

I'm a new member here, and I was just wondering if we could standardize the submissions for next time since I can't see all but one or two images from what anyone has posted.

I've found imgur links don't expire for at least a year, so that might be the best for making sure these images stay here for the longest time. Photobucket links tend to expire quickly, and like I said, I already can't see any of the links from the last contest. Imgur would be a good option for this sort of contest. Thank you!

 

[Catarina]

You can't see them because I deleted them. They aren't voyager. I also left photo bucket a week ago for it's bull****. So, yes, I will be keeping links up. I'm, aware people enjoy browsing. Thank you and welcome to our side of space.