Game VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

[Kor]

have a Lieutenant who isn't

 

[Orac]

capable of tying his shoelaces

 

[Disco]

"We're not going to really

 

[Orac]

promote him, I'm gaslighting him

 

[Disco]

"Eh, Captain..." Harry interjected "I'm

 

[Oddish]

Holding a large thermal detonator

 

[Kor]

; if you want the wookiee

 

[Oddish]

You'll have to pay 50,000

 

[Orac]

quatloos and promote me to

 

[Oddish]

Grand Pooh-bah of the Quadrant

 

[Orac]

!"

"Sure Harry, put down the

 

[Disco]

rattle and take your bottle."

 

[Oddish]

Harry then released the device

 

[Disco]

so Tuvok violently judo chopped

 

[Orac]

his meatballs for cruelty's sake

 

[Oddish]

And was, alas, violently incinerated

 

[Kor]

when he fell into Neelix's

(edited as I had posted before I saw the last couple of responses)

 

[Oddish]

Boiling hot pot of chili

 

[Orac]

his dying word was "ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!"

 

[Oddish]

But the chili was awesome