VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

about them so she got

 

new pets from a planet

 

in quadrant 17 where the

 

tasty inhabitants of planet Hotdogia

 

looked like big sausages with

 

tiny genitals and even smaller

 

that grains of sand from

 

Captain Janeway's personal sand pit

 

where she and Seven frolicked

 

nude amongst the cat turds

 

and the leftovers from Neelix'

 

most recent foray into the

 

cuisine of European countries such

 

as Transylvania. Harry objected because

 

Janeway was too far to

 

send erotic postcards to every

 

missing Borg baby's distraught parents

 

and she was otherwise busy

 

erasing Voyager's logs to cover

 

up her transporter clone murders