VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

not perceptible through their catsuits

 

were quite noticeable in their

 

undies, they both had small

 

pairs of lumpy, unusually shaped

 

dilithium navel beads powerful enough

 

to destroy the fictional universe

 

but fortunately not the real

 

nor prime, nor mirror universe

 

concocted from coffee and haggis

 

which you are currently inhabiting

 

but not for long since

 

I made it all up

 

but I digress. Tuvok was

 

squeezing out a particularly large

 

grapefruit from a Kazon planet

 

when he suddenly developed diarrhea

 

and only his Vulcan discipline

 

allowed him to keep his

 

his pants clean for about

 

a second before it exploded