VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

who was thinking of a

 

rude and amusing shaped vegetable

 

Neelix was trying to seduce

 

while eating carrots and peaches

 

and taking advice from Kim

 

about how to get a

 

promotion very fast and be

 

Supreme Commander of the Starfleet

 

Custodial Division.
Kes moaned because

 

Tom Paris was licking her

 

stamps, that she was collecting

 

and hoping to sell someday

 

to some dumb sucker from

 

one of the Kazon tribes

 

who were obsessed with the

 

postal system of ancient Earth

 

They even waited in line

 

to buy autographed photos of

 

famous postmen in Earth's history

 

such as James T Kirk