VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

to 7 hoping to steal

 

her hot Fremplaxan cannoli, which

 

contained meatballs instead of creamy

 

hot dogs. Tom like the

 

sour kraut, said Twisted Janeway,

 

is soft and unpleasant smelling

 

(I am gone two weeks and I return to more meatballs?
I just had spaghetti and meatballs tonight too. )

"Now I want kraut burgers,"

 

demanded the tyrant Captain Janeway

 

"Ensign Burgers to the Captain's

 

quarters for taste test evaluation"

 

she shrieked down the comm

 

"Get your young butt up

 

here and don't fanny about!"

 

"This must be the wurst

 

-- See what I did there?"

 

"Ahem. Excuse me, Ensign Burgers?"

 

"Not Ensign, Burgher. Burgher Burger"

 

Suddenly the ship began to

 

lurch due to Neelix's huge

 

appetite for chunky alien women