VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

everyone was wearing bellbottoms and

 

feeling soooo groovy! Janeway exultantly

 

ordered all the male crewmembers

 

to grow out their hair.

(*DeltaBelle* have you been away?)

 

"Grow those groovy sideburns, man!"

 

as Tom gathered red roses,

 

Tuvok donned a tye-dye shirt

 

he made in summer camp

 

with a nifty lanyard keyring.

 

Harry lit a family-sized joint

 

,Chakotay donned a peace symbol,

 

and Janeway said "Grrrrrroovy!" lots.

 

Icheb tried to get laid,

 

but he lacked required subroutines.

 

Besides, nobody would have him.

 

Seven gave him an isolinear

 

Kes in the aeroponics bay...

[edit] Person above me posted as I was posting.

 

but no one knew what

 

an isolinear Kes was or

 

how to plug her in.