VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

and started braiding his hair

 

into a shape alarmingly resembling

 

Vorik's bifurcated Vulcan phallus. "Stop!"

 

"I'm not very well lubricated!"

 

Meanwhile, B'Elanna's leather bra chafed,

 

and made erotic squeaky noises

 

, making her wiggle rather seductively.

 

"That's a B'Elanna I've never

 

thought would be waving a

 

big inflatable Malon sex doll

 

in anyone's face, including mine!"

 

"How little you know me"

 

B'Elanna said, fingerpainting all over

 

the closest object she could

 

which was Janeway's naked body

 

of work, chiefly her detailed

 

grocery lists. "What's your secret

 

for a great, spicy dish

 

Captain," B'Elanna inquired rather huskily.

 

Earth. All of a sudden