VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Confused, but not surprised. Harry

 

fell over onto the large

 

appendage of the displaced doctor

 

and pretended it was accidental.

 

Phlox, who was actually holographic,

(sorry folks - brain-fart . . .)

 

had been summoned by the

 

spirit of Christmas Past. "Why

 

didn't you wash Harry's private

 

stash of Leolaroot inspired porn?"

 

"Oh, that's easy! Two words:

 

Waxy Buildup!" said Kazon Shakira.

 

Kazon Shakira started singing, making

 

Tom and Harry go wobbly

 

legged and then wet themselves

 

with intense desire for her.

 

Unable to contain himself, Chakotay

 

goosed Kazon Shakira, yelling, "Boo-yah!"

 

The next scenario was then...

 

tinged by embarrassement and regret

 

, but only briefly as Tom