VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

the woman wearing a catsuit

 

"This love triangle is too much!"

 

Tom Paris shouted, whipping out

 

an antique twentieth century camcorder

 

And filming the extremely explicit

 

language used by Captain Janeway

 

While she viciously spanked Neelix

 

within an inch of his

 

Life, then started whacking Seven

 

with a feather.

Harry looked

 

All over Voyager for his

 

dolly. He found it in

 

The Fair Haven holodeck program

 

being subjected to some unusual

 

Bovine transformations. "ARGHHH! Not again!

 

"Kill it! I'll cook the

 

animal flesh and enjoy it."

 

Intrigued, Tuvok queried, "Tell me

 

can the flesh be ground into

 

a hallucinogenic drug?"

"You want