VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

After the interview, Neelix will

 

merge with Tuvok to restore

 

Torres' dodgy first-season makeup job,

 

Not to mention Tuvix, but

 

he was of little importance

 

Until he fused himself with

 

a tribble, forming a new

 

And very hairy morale officer

 

with worse coffee breath than

 

Chakotay after kissing Janeway.

 

This Vulcanian-Talaxian-Tribblian officer was named

 

Turibblevix, and he proceeded to

 

consume so much biomimetic circuitry

 

that Voyager malfunctioned, crashing into

 

A freighter full of jellybeans

 

"I'll eat our way free!"

 

claimed Turriblevix while Kes demurely

 

and seductively removed all her

 

Lipstick with a clean cloth

 

and reapplied it before finally