VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

to always help old ladies

 

off the clock and confidentially

 

record all of Janeway's musings

 

for posterity.

Captain's Log, Stardate:

 

Whatever. I've decided to try

 

giving up coffee.... Ha! Almost

 

made Chuckles pee himself today,

 

with my phony Seska hologram

 

escapade. Voyager completed her annual

 

biomimetic physical with minimal thermionic

 

fluctuations and I accepted the

 

Think Tank's latest offer - Seven

 

"That's *my* log," thundered Janeway,

 

and my coffee! How dare

 

you assimilate it! Diss-missed!
And

 

stay away from Chakotay, he's

 

in need of a good

 

woman and that's me, not

 

for a pitiful 15 quatloos

 

will he be tempted by