Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Akiraprise, Jul 20, 2009.
. Meanwhile, Tom wrote 42 new
haikus about his love of
Captain Proton and tomato soup,
Captain Janeway didn't like them
because they didn't mention coffee.
But Tom conspired with Harry
to undermine the Captain's authority
By planting a whoopy cushion
in her bathtub, which resulted
in her reputation being sullied
. Q was disappointed, because he
wanted Janeway to be the
best representative of humanity since
She was Q2's Aunt Kathy
and he wanted his son
to emulate her best qualities
of courage, wisdom, and appreciation
For exotic brands of coffee
. Alas, the bathtub incident spoiled
everything. Harry described it thusly:
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