VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Vulcans and an invading force

 

of child humans who fought

 

Exclusively with supercharged Nerf guns

 

and no logical approach, infuriating

 

the hierarchy and their logical-agenda

 

when suddenly, Neelix and his

 

Adorable Cub Scout sidekick arrived

 

with an abundance of illogical

 

suggestions like "Why don't you

 

Do cartwheels in the corridors

 

just like the famous Ensign

 

while rapping Dr Dre's classic

 

No Diggity. Janeway didn't like

 

this, so she punished Harry

 

by taking him as a

 

bound servant for the duration

 

Of only five femtoseconds, luckily

 

long enough to permanently traumatize

 

Exactly nobody. Harry was free!

 

Running through the halls gleefully