Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Akiraprise, Jul 20, 2009.
It was the year that
Kirk first touch a woman
resulting in a lawsuit because
she didn't like him and
He really stunk in bed
literally, because he never washed
or brushed his teeth, so
His mom whacked him with
a concrete block until he said
he would disclose the location of
Captain Janeway's hidden lingerie closet
containing lingerie fitted for Chakotay
And herself (because J/C forever!)
Chakotay was unaware of this
and like some kind of
gullible idiot was enticed into
Janeway's lair by an offer
of a promotion to chief
of Starfleet Operations, fraudulent because
Harry had already gotten it.
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