VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

It was the year that

 

Kirk first touch a woman

 

resulting in a lawsuit because

 

she didn't like him and

 

He really stunk in bed

 

literally, because he never washed

 

or brushed his teeth, so

 

His mom whacked him with

 

a concrete block until he said

 

he would disclose the location of

 

Captain Janeway's hidden lingerie closet

 

containing lingerie fitted for Chakotay

 

And herself (because J/C forever!)

 

Chakotay was unaware of this

 

and like some kind of

 

gullible idiot was enticed into

 

Janeway's lair by an offer

 

of a promotion to chief

 

of Starfleet Operations, fraudulent because

 

Harry had already gotten it.