Game VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

[Orac]

It was the year that

 

[Disco]

Kirk first touch a woman

 

[Kor]

resulting in a lawsuit because

 

[Orac]

she didn't like him and

 

[Oddish]

He really stunk in bed

 

[Kor]

literally, because he never washed

 

[Orac]

or brushed his teeth, so

 

[Oddish]

His mom whacked him with

 

[Disco]

a concrete block until he said

 

[Kor]

he would disclose the location of

 

[Oddish]

Captain Janeway's hidden lingerie closet

 

[Disco]

containing lingerie fitted for Chakotay

 

[Oddish]

And herself (because J/C forever!)

 

[Disco]

Chakotay was unaware of this

 

[Orac]

and like some kind of

 

[Disco]

gullible idiot was enticed into

 

[Orac]

Janeway's lair by an offer

 

[Disco]

of a promotion to chief

 

[Kor]

of Starfleet Operations, fraudulent because

 

[Oddish]

Harry had already gotten it.